Kyle's POV
I smiled slightly at the sight of my best friend, Stan, give Wendy a kiss on the cheek only to make her blush and giggle. It took about 5 years for Stan to finally realize he was madly in love with Wendy. And let me tell you, that was the longest five years of my 13 year old life.
I was proud of Stan, but it seemed kinda odd that I was feeling proud of Stan, and flipping off Cartman at the same time for pretending to throw up in the trash can. I swear on my jewish mother's life that he is such an asswipe.
Kenny was in the hospital...again. I was pretty sure he lived there considering how much he got hurt. Rumor has it that his mom had to be a prostitute to pay for the hospital bills. But that's not the point.
Long story short, Stan has a life, Kenny is practically dead, and Cartman is (and always will be) a total dipshit. Out of all of us, Stan was the only one of us who had a life.
Kenny,Cartman,and I were still the little fourth graders inside that were stupid, idiotic, and somewhat perverted. EVEN BUTTERS HAD A FREAKIN GIRLFRIEND!!
But I'm good. I love my life the way it is. I'M IN SINGLE AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!. Seriously, I am. WHo needs a girlfriend. Cartman is enough to deal with as it is.
I looked over to Wendy's other side where I could see that Bebe was checking me out. I buttoned up my jacket higher and grabbed Cartman to put him in front of me. Maybe his fat ass can hide me.
I patiently waited about 15 minutes till Stan finally hugged Wendy goodbye and started walking towards Eric and I. As we were walking away to go home, I could tell that Bebe was checking me out again so I walked faster and made sure that Cartman was behind.
"Dude Kyle, what's your in problem?" Stan gave me "The look" I could tell that he knew I had a slight problem in him dating Wendy, but I decided to not go down without a fight.
"Besides Cartman I have no problem."
Cartman started muttering things under his sour breathe about me but I plainly ignored it.
"Kyle , are you like allergic to girls or something? I mean what the hell? I know your jew and all but I know for a fact that it is not a sin to like a girl."
I realized that Stan was in another one of his "heartfelt speech" modes again so I shrugged my shoulders and surrendered.
"OK look Stan, I'm sorry I'm being a jackass but I'm still getting used to you being with Wendy."
"Awww is wittle Kyle afraid the big bad Wendy will steal Stan away from you?" That set up was way too perfect to miss.
"Shut Up Cartman!"
Before Cartman could say any further, Stan spoke first, "Kyle, listen dude, you are my best friend and I am only telling you this because I care...you need a life Kyle...or atleast a girlfriend.
The second that those last few words left Stan's mouth, Cartman and I looked at each other and bursted into laughter.
"That's a good one Stan, priceless."
"Kyle, girlfriend...yah right!" Cartman couldn't hold in the laughter.
"You guys I'm serious! Wendy even told me that Bebe has a thing for you. Maybe you should take this opportunity." This got me and Cartman rolling on the floor and holding our sides to breathe.Stan got really agitated and luckily for him we were near his house so all he had to do was walk into his house, and he did a real dramatic thing of slamming the door too.
Cartman and I shared another round of laughter. One of the few times we actually got along.
That was a good one.
Once Cartman and I parted ways I spent the rest of my walking while wiping away my tears from laughing too hard.
I have girlphobia, and I am proud of it.