(Please note that this is a Mary-Sue piss take. I will also write as if I
am an idiot. Like the people who normally create Mary-Sues.)
a girl caled PRiscilla waked across king cross trian staton. mani peeple where starin at her with there eyes becos shee was so pretti. she sihed. this all ways hapened to her. she wished peeple wold see throw the looks nad look wat was in side. wich was more then orgins. it was a kind nad jental sole nad a brilinet mind that was evan smarter then dumblydoor! she did not like voldymoret and shee had the power to KILL him tho she did not know this. she went on the trian nad fond a seet a nice 1 nest to a big big windew. it was emnty she putt her siut cases on the flor nad sat down. she was goin to hoggworts for the first tim in heer bewtiful life!!!!!!!!! she had been to mani scools becos the teechers sent her a way becos of her smartness nad they where jelos of her smartness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nad she put all the boys of there work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jus then a boy walked in.
mi name is drako malfey!!!!!!!" he sed nad he sounded like he was veri ful on himself. |Ohhhhhhhh i like tihs drako! he seems very hott!1| she laffed at her own funny thoght.
"mi name is priscilla' she sed with a smil that lite up the hole room drako imidiatly fel in luv with ppriscilla
it is nice to meet you he sed. he reeched for her hand and kised it. priscilla smilled. jus then a voce was herd!!!!!11
'DRAKO I SAW DAT GIRL FIRST SHE IS MINE" it was a boy with ginga hare nad he had freckles.
"NO I TAKED TO HER FIRST! GO A WAY WEESLEY GO KISS THAT SMELLI MUDBLOOD OF YOURS OR SUMTHING!" shooted drako! |oh mi! they are fiting over mi!!!11} thouht priscilla. as she was knid she assked him what his name was
"it is ron weesley nad you dont haff to say yours i know it it is priscilla!"
"oo mi! who did yuo no?' 'i herd wen you where takiun to this slimball!" he laffed at his crool jocke! she fronned at him
'he is no slimball! you are! go a way!" she shooted. he looked hurte nad waked a way drako waked up closer to her his lips toched hers she was in heven. sudenly a girl caled sofee barjed in and shoooted her!!!!!!!!!!!
And then 'Sofee' took over the story. (Bitch. IT'S SOPHIE, GODAMMIT. AND TAKERU TO YOU! ... I'll shut up now 3) Draco walked in, raising an eyebrow at Drako who was holding a bloody, dead Mary-Sue. Sof--Soph--Takeru grinned, dragging Harry into the room. Takeru grabbed the back of Draco's and Harry's heads forcing their lips to touch. Then began to squeal and dance. The end!
a girl caled PRiscilla waked across king cross trian staton. mani peeple where starin at her with there eyes becos shee was so pretti. she sihed. this all ways hapened to her. she wished peeple wold see throw the looks nad look wat was in side. wich was more then orgins. it was a kind nad jental sole nad a brilinet mind that was evan smarter then dumblydoor! she did not like voldymoret and shee had the power to KILL him tho she did not know this. she went on the trian nad fond a seet a nice 1 nest to a big big windew. it was emnty she putt her siut cases on the flor nad sat down. she was goin to hoggworts for the first tim in heer bewtiful life!!!!!!!!! she had been to mani scools becos the teechers sent her a way becos of her smartness nad they where jelos of her smartness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nad she put all the boys of there work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jus then a boy walked in.
mi name is drako malfey!!!!!!!" he sed nad he sounded like he was veri ful on himself. |Ohhhhhhhh i like tihs drako! he seems very hott!1| she laffed at her own funny thoght.
"mi name is priscilla' she sed with a smil that lite up the hole room drako imidiatly fel in luv with ppriscilla
it is nice to meet you he sed. he reeched for her hand and kised it. priscilla smilled. jus then a voce was herd!!!!!11
'DRAKO I SAW DAT GIRL FIRST SHE IS MINE" it was a boy with ginga hare nad he had freckles.
"NO I TAKED TO HER FIRST! GO A WAY WEESLEY GO KISS THAT SMELLI MUDBLOOD OF YOURS OR SUMTHING!" shooted drako! |oh mi! they are fiting over mi!!!11} thouht priscilla. as she was knid she assked him what his name was
"it is ron weesley nad you dont haff to say yours i know it it is priscilla!"
"oo mi! who did yuo no?' 'i herd wen you where takiun to this slimball!" he laffed at his crool jocke! she fronned at him
'he is no slimball! you are! go a way!" she shooted. he looked hurte nad waked a way drako waked up closer to her his lips toched hers she was in heven. sudenly a girl caled sofee barjed in and shoooted her!!!!!!!!!!!
And then 'Sofee' took over the story. (Bitch. IT'S SOPHIE, GODAMMIT. AND TAKERU TO YOU! ... I'll shut up now 3) Draco walked in, raising an eyebrow at Drako who was holding a bloody, dead Mary-Sue. Sof--Soph--Takeru grinned, dragging Harry into the room. Takeru grabbed the back of Draco's and Harry's heads forcing their lips to touch. Then began to squeal and dance. The end!