Full metal ninja
Chapter 1
Yo. This story is a crossover between Naruto and fullmetal alchemist. TWO OF THE GREATEST STORIES I MIGHT ADD! Ahem any ways this just a little prologue to my grand story which you will read… or else
The room was deafly as Roy stared at the two Elric brothers. He was really pissed because Ed had made him pissed by demolishing the nearby town of Bendel. "Do you know how much you damaged you caused? 50,000 dollars worth you half pint brat!"
"HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLIN SUPER TINY MICROSCOPIC!" Ed screamed in the colonel's face.
"Calm down before I put you on stand by to finish all that paper work you leave behind going on your journeys" Roy grumbled as he rubbed his temples. Now I'm never going to get to that date with Laurel… or was it Mary?
Seeing that mustang was fantasizing again, Al quickly stepped in "Colonel Mustang sir. You said something about finding a lead to the philosopher's stone?"
"Ah yes I believed that we have found a way of using a simple alchemy to transmute the stone. The only catch is that you have to do it in a certain place. There is a wake of ancient temples to the south of eastern headquarters. They are said to hold the key to most alchemy arrays but we've never been used due to a lack of knowledge in the language of the temples until now. Dr. William Croncrite has roughly translated all the crypts and it all points to the creation of then philosopher's stone. I'm sending you two check it out".
"Sure Whatever Ed sighed as he got up to walk out the door I still think that the whole philosophers stone needs human sacrifice to work but this might help us to restore are bodies as well.
They got the information for the trip from Hawkeye and were about to head out the door when someone interrupted there trails of thought.
"Your not leaving without me are you?" came a voice behind Al.
Uh oh "uhh h-hi Major Armstrong" Ed stuttered as he turned around.
Out of nowhere came a spot light and a shirtless Armstrong "YOU AREN'T LEAVING WITHOUT ME ARE YOU. YOU WILL NEED THR PROTECTION OF AN ARM STRONG" yelled the major as he did some poses.
All 35L of water in the human body poured as a sweat drop on the brother's heads.
"Ya err. Great" mumbled Ed as they left headquarters.
An hour later Ed, Al and Major Armstrong were just arriving at the train station. As fait is continually tempted they happened to run into ANOTHER person.
"ED! HEY ED" nothing. "SHRIMP!"
At this Ed turn so fast it had given him whiplash. "WHO YOU CALLIN SMALL!" blurted Ed until a wrench flew at his head.
Standing there was Winry Rockbell. "What's up?"
"Why are you here?" Ed asked dryly.
"You've missed the last four check ups and haven't even called once. I thought you were dead".
She was worried about us? Thought Ed.
"We can't have you dieing ED. You're my biggest cash cow" exclaimed Winry
"Were kind of busy right now Winry so we cant really do a check up" Al said as his brother fumed in a corner.
"Then I'll come with you!" The mechanic exclaimed.
"NO!" Ed screamed.
"YES!" Winry yelled back
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
(10 minutes and a go fish game between Armstrong and Al)
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"NO"
"YES… DAMN"
"HURRAY. Where are we going?"
After Al Proceeded to tell Winry about the plans, Ed picked a seat on the train and went to sleep.
When they finally reached the station in the south, they had to then walk a mile to reach the temples. Which as we all know just had to be located at the top of a cliff. The two tired kids (Armstrong was never tired and Al… I don't he can get tired) and the others reached the Temple, the first thing they noticed was the amount of guards stationed around the building.
For a rough translation this is a lot of guards thought Ed as they walked to the main entrance.
"Why are you here?" asked the guard"
"Were here to see the translations in the temples"
"Professor Chroncite is not seeing anyone"
"Well tell him that the national alchemists are here"
"What don't you understand? He no see, you no go OK"
"Don't make my do something to drastic!"
Just as Ed finished his sentence, a large beam of light shot through the top of the temple they were trying to get into. Shocked the guard ran away which the group gladly took to get in the temple. When the reached the center. They saw the thing that would change their lives forever. In the middle of the floor was a giant transmutation ring. It was shaped like the infinite sign and had an ancient language around is. In the center stood a hunched shape screaming in pain.
"WHAT HAPPENED HERE!" screamed Ed over the wind
"LOOKS LIKE THE PROFESSOR ACCDIENTALLY ACTIVATED THE ALCHEMY" roared Armstrong over the wind.
Hey maybe we'll get to see the transmutation of the philosophers stone! Ed thought
How wrong he was.
The light started changing color and finally rested on purple.
Oh no! This is bad Al wondered as the light started spreading out. Afraid of there safety the group ran for there lives. They could see the end of the tunnel. Only 30 yards… 15… 10
But we all know what happened. THEY MADE IT!
…
Psyche!
The light was faster. First it absorbed Winry, then Al, Armstrong and Ed. When the light subsided and the guards came alookin. They found nothing.
"Ugh" murmured Ed
He woke up in a haze and the first thing he noticed was that they weren't in the temple anymore. They were in a forest, beside him laid Winry and Armstrong and Al a few feet away. Under them was the transmutation circle, in the middle lay a pile of dust and burnt clothes.
Eeeewwww
Ed looked around and noticed a wall of poles off to the right. He could barely see it but he could make out some words on the sign posted on the wall.
"Konohagure?" was the last thing he spoke before he fell unconscious.
YAY FIRST CHAPTER COMPLETO!
Yay yay
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