Wanda and Pietro Maximoff were waiting in the Avenger gym. Captain wanted to see their skills and introduce them to the team.
All the team was there, just not Captain or the rookie recruit. Every one's talking stopped when the doors opened.
"Kendell, You need a restraining order"
"Yeah, Flashy needs a restraining order on a innocent lady, while she ripped off a mutant lizard head" she replied sarcastically. He shrugged.
"Better than no-" they just noticed they were being watched. She scratched the back of her neck as Captain cleared his throat.
"Well, lets get some training done while I talk to the twins." Everyone did as they were told and Kendell walked over to Thor.
"So, that lady's still after you I take it" he asked, polishing his hammer. She nodded scratching her head like a dog causing Thor to laugh.
"That new female recruit is starting to stare" Thor teased.
"Oh shut it"
Meanwhile, Steve was having a conversation with the twins.
"So to start off that's Tony, Iron Man" they nodded.
"Bruce, Hulk"
"Natasha, Black Widow"
"Clint, Hawkeye"
"Thor, well Thor is Thor"
"And the rookie is Kendell, Flash"
"So I'm Steve, Captain America" he finished. "Oh yeah, go talk to Tony for everyone's power"
The twins walked over to Tony and asked. He told them all their powers.
"And Kendell's a special one, she has super speed and strength" Wanda raised an eyebrow at Pietro. "She is colorblind, and just to let you know, she's a hermaphrodite" Pietro's eyes widened.
"Wait can't only men have color blindness?" Pietro asked.
"Well there was an accident in the lab" he explained with a frown "Just don't get on her bad side she's been through a lot" and he walked away.
"Wow" they said in unison before going to show off their powers.
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A couple hours later everyone was in the living room watching tv when the phone rang. Bruce stood and grabbed it and answered.
"Kendell, it's your girlfriend" he called. Kendell looked confused.
"I don't have a girlfriend..." she said slowly.
"It's Brianna" Kendell whipped around.
"Tell her I'm not here" she almost shouts.
"Little too late for that" she sighed before standing, shuffling over to the phone with everyone turned to her.
"Yeah...so...oh really...no your not...how...we only did it once with protection!" She said into the phone.
"So...we only did it once...it's not mine...who's is it?...no it's not"
"Look we did it two months ago, and when I dump you, this suddenly appears"
"No..I'll take the damn test, and if your wrong then I don't ever want to hear about it again, bite me!" And she hung up and when she turned she was met with amused looks.
"What?"
"Welcome to Sixteen And Pregnant, today we have a guest, an Avenger and her pregnant ex-girlfriend Brianna" Pietro announced jokingly.
"We used protection, and it was one time!" Kendell said shaking her hands.
"Who uses protection anymore?" Tony asked.
"Someone who doesn't wanna have a child with a lunatic" Kendell answered matter-of-factly sitting on the couch, brushing a little into Wanda.
Causing her to blush for an unknown reason.
This is not how she pictured the Avenger team like.
