from now on, I will be Neko, and that is who I will be. ps, might be a little out of character.
cast for scene 1:
Yusuke- King Arthur
Kuwa- Patsy the 'Horse'
Guard 1- Hiei
Guard 2- Neko
Scene 1
Kuwa: clop clop clop
Yusuke: woah there!
Hiei: who's there? go away!
Yusuke: it's me, Yusuke Urameshi, Spirit Detctive, Defeater of Togouru, Lord of the Saiyakashians.
Hiei: who cares, whadya want?
Yusuke: I've ridden scince the snows of winter have covered this land. I wanna speak with ya lord and master.
Hiei: ridden? on a horse? psh. suuuuuuuuuure, whatever.
Yusuke: um, yeah, I did. I did!
Hiei: you dolt! that's a human who's banging two coconuts together! fool!
Kuwa: I resent that!
Yusuke: shut it! ahem. we've ridden trough the Ningenkai, through-
Hiei: hey, where'd you get the coconuts?
Yusuke: what? oh, I found them.
Hiei: found them? the coconut's tropical!
Yusuke: so? wait, what's tropical?
Hiei: well, we're n a temprate zone. plus we're in the Reikai.
Yusuke: so? the swallow may fly south in the winter, or geese fly north in the summer, but those dumb birds aren't new here!
Hiei: ...are you saying the coconut migrates? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
Neko: Oo
Yusuke: NO! they could be carried!
Hiei: what? a swallow carying a coconut?
Yusuke: it could grip it by the uh...the...uh...um...hand gestures
Kuwa: whispers husk?
Yusuke: yeah! husk! it could grip it by the husk!
Hiei: that's not the piont. a 5 ounce swallow can't carry a 1 pound coconut.
Yusuke: doesn't matter. I need to speak to your lord to see if he wants to join me at Koenma's castle!
Neko: whispers to the readers note, Koenma is also God in scene 7!
Hiei: ...in order for a swallow to maintain air speed velocity, it needs to beat it's wings 43 times a second, right?
Yusuke: oh, come on!
Hiei: right?
Yusuke: I don't care!
Neko: pops up it could be a African swallow.
Hiei: yeah, but a European swallow, no. that's my point.
Neko: yeah, of course!
Yusuke: can I talk to ya lord! jeezez!
Hiei: but, African swallows are non migratory.
Neko: true, true.
Yusuke: f you! gosh! leaves
Kuwa: huh? oh, right. leaves clop clop clop
Hiei: so, they couldn't bring a coconut, anyway.
Neko:what if two swallows carried it?
Hiei: it'd have to be on a line.
Neko: duct tape, maybe?
Hiei: held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Neko: why not? could happen!
Hiei: BRILIANT!
Neko: BRILIANT!