Yaru: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!

Anyi: Calm down! We must introduce this fic!

Yaru: Fine…

Anyi: We own nothing! But, our screwed up heads!

Yaru: HEY!

It was blistering cold and the cold felt like sixty THOUSAND bees were stinging Dizzeria's face. She didn't really realize the magnitude if this whole ordeal, until Mr. Wright called her and told her the most horrible news. "Your parents have been murdered. Along with your uncle and your aunt. I'm sorry." Those words were playing on loop in her head. It made her want to destroy somebody. And that is how she ended up walking to an airport in the freezing cold. In her mother's will, she was left in custody to Mr. Edgeworth. But, considering HE was also dead, she was left for Mr. Wright. She had heard her mother referring to him as a, "foolish fool who does foolishly things out of foolish foolishness" or something of that nature. So she was boarding a flight from Germany, to California. Mr. Wright had said this place has an opening for a detective position at the local penicit, so she could get a job. She has been a detective since the age of thirteen. And, was pretty freaking good at being one. Also, she was born with a strange addiction to instant noodles. Now she was boarding the plane. Her moss-green trench coat that she had inherited from her father, was swooshing behind her. It was rather large. Too large, but it was the only thing from her parents that she could keep with her at all times. Besides her mother's old whip. But she couldn't carry that in an air port. (TIME SKIP)

Dizzeria's head was very disoriented when she stepped into California. Mostly because somebody had her in a python embrace. Then she saw the lovely blue silk top hat, and realized, it was one of her best friends, Trucy Wright. "Trucy I-I cant breath!" she gasped. Trucy immediacy let go and has hoping from foot to foot. "Sorry! I'm just so exited you're here! And your now like, my sister! Yay!" Dizzeria grinned. "Yep! And I'm going to help out some prosecutor out as a detective." Dizzeria grinned, she was proud of it. Trucy's face fell. "P-Prosecutors? NO!" Dizzeria looked all shocked, like her uncle Edgeworth did when he presented the wrong piece of evidence. "Why not?" "Because Polly is a Defense Attorney!" "Polly?" Just then a person appeared behind Trucy panting like really hard. His hair gave the image of horns. "TRUCY! You ran off and scared me half to death! Did you find this important person Mr. Wright wanted us to get?" Trucy giggled, "Polly, meet Dizzeria, she is a detective, and my new sister. She just flew in from Germany!" Apollo looked up at the girl beside Trucy. Her hair was short and the color of mint chocolate chip ice cream. It also had some streaks of brown in it. "so," she said, "you must be mister Polly?" "W-what! NO! Trucy!" Dizzeria laughed. "My name is Apollo Justice, attorney at law." " Dizzeria Gumshoe," she extended her hand, "Detective at law."

Yaru: Yep! Were just going to leave you there like an unwanted child J

Anyi: NO! Just a cliffhanger.

Yaru: Awwwww….. L

Anyi: lets explain some plot holes.

Yaru: but I LIKE holes!

Anyi: But they don't.

Yaru: Fine

Anyi: Edgeworth is her uncle, Kay is her aunt, Franzizka is her mom, Gumshoe is her dad, and she will be working under prosecutor Gavin soon. There will be parings!

Yaru: And murder!

Anyi: Did you just say that with a grin?

Yaru: No… yes…

Anyi: Why am I your best friend again?

Yaru: Cuz you love me? (In a friendly way)

Anyi: Sighhhhh

Yaru: Come on Anyi! Admit it!

Anyi: no.

Yaru: OBJECTION! Yes you do!

Anyi: This is going to be a long fic…