One day, Bella and Edward walked into science class, taught by their favorite teacher, Mr. Warren.
They learned they were in the same class as two exchange students from Japan, Yurika and Luna.
Yurika was unaware that Luna was there, until Luna jumped up and screamed "EURIKA!"
Then she was so insulted, she asked Luna how she got there
Luna replied "Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other…"
"NOT THAT WAY" Yurika responded, disgusted. Luna explained that her family had moved a few days after Yurika's. Then the two girls hugged.
"..." was the main response from the class.
"They were best friends back in Japan," Edward explained to Bella, reading the girls' thoughts.
That was when Yurika caught sight of Edward, strolled up to him and exclaimed "OMC I LOVE U!!!" and hugged him.
Luna looked confused for a moment, until she realized who Yurika was hugging, then she went up to Edward and said "OH MY CARLISLE!!! YOU'RE EDWARD!!! I LOVE YOU!!!" and hugged him, too. Bella was very, very mad.
Edward said simply "How do you know me?"
Yurika and Luna relied in harmony, "They wrote a book about you."
Then, Yurika went over to Bella and said simply, "I'm sorry about your numerous mental breakdowns." Then returned to her seat with Luna. Edward and Bella were very, very confused.
"They have a book about me?"
"I DONT HAVE NUMEROUS MENTAL BREAKDOWNS"
Luna said to Bella, "Well, maybe not yet, but when you do, don't worry, it will all work out. Eventually."
Mr. Warren said "Mr. Cullen, Ms. Swan, get to your seats. Today we will be discussing Viscosity." After a very long and boring lecture, Yurika raised her hand. "Are vampires Viscous?" "Ummm...I guess." Yurika then looked over at Edward and thought to him 'You're very viscous.' 'HOW DOES SHE KNOW?'
'Because I'm a mind-reader too!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'
Luna then interceded on their conversation, 'Guys, I hate to interrupt, but we should be paying attention, especially, you, Yurika, your grades can't afford to get any worse. And, Edward before you ask, I am a mind reader, too.' Edward was, at this point, very confused, and made a mental note to talk to Alice at lunch, next period.
Yurika glared at Luna for her rude comment and then proceeded to hum Sexyback by Justin Timberlake under her breath.
Luna shook her head, and started humming Golden Sky, by Smile.dk.
Yurika then joined in, attempting to get Justin Timberlake to stop his mind control over her.
Then Bella asked Edward, "What are they humming? It sounds like a good song."
Then the bell rang, and the two girls exited the classroom. When Edward and Bella got to the lunchroom, they were already there, Yurika eating waffles and ice tea, Luna was eating
pizza, an apple, and a coke. When Edward started talking to Alice, Bella went over to sit with Luna and Yurika, soon, the three were best friends and decided to go to a movie that weekend.
"So there's really a book about Edward?" Bella asked.
"Actually, you are all in there. YOU'RE FAMOUS!!" Yurika replied. Luna whacked her over the back of the head.
"Sorry, she ... spazzes sometimes. School makes her spazz." As if on queue, Mike walked in, and after waving at Bella, and probably thinking something about her breaking up with Edward for him, Yurika walked up to him and kicked him in a very uncomfortable place. "YOU JERK!!" she exclaimed, and then went to her next class. As for the talk with Alice...
She didn't have a clue what was going on either, so Edward decided to join Bella and Luna over at their table to see what was happening.
"Hi, I'm Alice." Yurika then returned. And asked Alice if they could skip school to go shopping with Luna. That distracted her. They all squealed and went to go shop.