Disclaimer: Standard drill: I don't own Mass Effect.
A/N: Blame waiting4morning for this one. Reading her story "Shore Leave" and the drabble about Mordin dared me to write this. Apologies to Mike Rowe for the title.
Prompt: the whole crew is kidnapped by the collectors but someone needs to clean the toilets and cook.
Joker heard the sound of approaching footsteps. "Can't you read the sign? Bathroom's closed for cleaning," he irately called out.
He looked up at the chuckle behind him. Commander Shepard towered over him, dressed in a green and black version of the overalls so common with the merchant marine. The toilet brush hovered in the air, forgotten. "I guess EDI really does like the sight of humans on their knees."
"Commander, you heard that?"
"Of course."
"Damn."