One afternoon at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, young Harry Potter was walking down the halls to his next class. It was potions, and teaching it was the one and only Professor Snape. Harry despised Snape, and Snape despised Harry equally or worse. This had been their relationship since Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Still, Harry didn't let this get to his stay at Hogwarts.
Anyway, while Harry was walking to class followed by Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, his two best friends, he saw something strange glittering on the ceiling.
"Er, Ron , Hermione, you guys go ahead, I have to go take a dump," Harry said.
"Thanks for the INFO, Harry!" Ron chuckled.
"Have a nice one!" said Hermoine.
So he crept into the bathroom and made farting noises until they passed. He then stepped outside and went up to the light.
"What on earth could this be..", he thought.
Just then, a loud bang answered this question. A large opening appeared in the ceiling, and the map of a maze appeared. At once Harry knew what this was. It was the famous Urine Maze. This was the weirdest maze ever. Apparently, you had to swim in a sea of urine and then trip a donkey to get past it.
Harry saw the donkey and decided to try and see what was past this maze.
He swam across the sea of urine. Once he got to the donkey, he puked all over the ground in front of it. The donkey started to eat the vomit, and Harry determined that he would trip the donkey now with his face full of regurgatated pee.
Once Harry got past the donkey he couldnt believe what he saw....The Playboy Mansion!
Right there in the mansion passage! so , he went and hung out with the nudies....never to be found again.