Scary Movie 1

G-wing does not belong to me. Period.

A NOTE: This is SORTA like Scream only with different characters...

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::in the kitchen::

Relena walked to her cabinet and took out a package of instant popcorn. She placed this item into her microwave and began heating it. Just then, the phone rang. Strolling over to the receiver, she picked up the phone and hit the "talk" button.

"Hello, who is this," she asked.

"Hello there," said a dark and creepy voice. "Do you like scary movies?"

Relena was puzzled by being given such a strange question, but decided to play along anyway. Giggling, she said, "Yes, I like scary movies."

"Which ones?"

"Well," began Relena. "I like Chuckie, Poltergeist, Psycho, Halloween H20, and many others. But, before you go on and ask something else, let me ask YOU this. Who are you?"

The person on the other line let out a bone-chilling laugh. "You wouldn't want to know." He paused a moment, and then started speaking again. "I see you're making popcorn."

Relena gasped. "What? Where are you?!"

The voice didn't respond.
"Answer me!"

"I'm watching you," he said.

Relena swung her body around and began darting her eyes nervously around the room. Trying her best not to sound nervous, she threatened, "Y-you'd better leave me alone, o-o-or I'll call the police!"
"Oh, I'm scared," he said sarcastically. The man gave sent out another fightening laugh. "Tell you what. If you wanna know where I am, just open the front door."

Relena gulped. She was going to have to face him no matter what. Taking in a deep breath, she commenced walking.

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Relena now stood before the doorway. She took another deep breath, and gathering as much as she could, she opened the door.

In front of her was a man draped in a black robe with a white, ghoulish mask. In his hand he held an extremely sharp knife.

Relena screamed and was just about to run, but the masked man grabbed ahold of her wrist and held her place.

"W-what d-do you want?" asked Relena.

"Omae wo korosu," the man said.

Relena's eyes widened. The man was really Heero!

She pulled out of his hold and jumped into his arms. Embracing him tightly, she said, "Oh Heero, you gave me such a fright."

Relena then became confused. How come Heero's chest felt different? "Just who are you really?" She snatched the mask into her hands and pulled it off.

What revealed was the face of chopstick eyebrows, also known as Dorothy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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Another note: Thank you everyone who reviewed my first fic. Please review this one too! By the way, I'm releasing Scary Movie 2 soon, so be on the lookout for it!