I don't own the first quote it belongs to IamThaliaDaughterofZeus. Or the other ones the belong to the public. Enjoy!
"Y-you punched me!" "What gave it away the pain or my fist?" (Thalia's!)
I didn't slap you, I simply high five your face.
All men are idiots and I married there king.
His face told me something was wrong. Your right his face is- shut up!
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now.
Bosses are like diapers, always on your but and usually full of poop.
I'm the kind of person who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but screams my head off when toast pops out of the toaster.
"Oh no she's going to have a BF!" "A boyfriend?" "No a B**** Fit!"
Hope you liked please R&R or Pm me and send in quotes please! I'll give you credit!
Lena XD