I sighed as I neared the living room it was like any normal day, predictable. Raven began to mouth "Hey Raven! Cyborg thinks he can eat more waffles than I can eat tofu" Beast boy gloated, "bring it on ya little grass stain" barked Cyborg. The smell of tofu, waffles, eggs, and ham was a regular for me. As I walked down the living room stairs "Robin prepared the ultimate stack of waffles and tofu I let out another sigh as I neared the coffee table. "Raven watch-"

"Me beat the skirt off him" Cyborg interrupted beast boy. I waited a minute for beast boy to notice he wasn't wearing a skirt, which came sooner than expected. "DUDE HELLOOO I'm not wearing a skirt!" Beast boy said with crossed arms "oh but you will be when you lose" Cyborg suddenly whipped a violet pleated mini skirt from behind his back and began to chuckle manically. "Um dude how long have you been carrying that around?" I snickered a bit at beast boy's last comment. I hate to admit it but he does have his funny point's beast boy's ear perked up as a dog's ear would if it heard something strange. He raised his finger at me but I gave him an explanation before he could even ask "the tea…it's very hot" I watched as his ears lost there perk. I hate to come off so cold hearted but when we first met I laughed at his joke and well he hasn't stopped trying to make me laugh since.

The living room door slid open again and Starfire levitated into the room radiating happiness she seemed to always glow. Robin was now all of sudden sitting upright "um Starfire you look very um nice this morning" "but I mean you always look nice and…" Beast boy, Cyborg and I watched as Robin pathetically stumbled all over his words. Starfire swiftly gave Robin her usual bone crushing hugs "Yes and you also look very handsome this morning" I was a little envious of them as I watched them giggle and blush at each other I always wondered if it is true what they say about love. They say when you're in love there is no one else but you and your lover. I knew I could always ask Starfire but once she starts about Robin she never stops. My thoughts were suddenly interrupted by beast boy "yeah yeah get a room" I sipped my tea again hoping it would wash down any upcoming laughter. Robin began gasping for air "but I do not understand I have a room do I not?" asked Starfire with a worried expression on her face. "Good thing you're here Star you wouldn't wanna miss beast boy in a skirt now would you?" said the chuckling half machine. "Dude!…" beast boy shouted the madness had started up again.

I made my way over to the table where beast boy and Cyborg were arguing. I don't know if I'd developed a soft spot for their stupidity but I did know if I didn't do this the arguing would never cease "ALRIGHT!" I slammed my fist on the table all eyes were on me. "I want a nice clean game" beast boys eyes became aglow as he and Cyborg prepared their forks for battle "1…2…3…" Robin began "GO" Starfire finished. The glutinous game began and it was anything but clean. Just as it began it ended quickly. I wiped the tofu from my face. "Well burp you ready to look pretty" Cyborg said rubbing his abdomen "No way I totally won" argued beast boy. "There's only one way to find out" Robin pressed a random button on his utility belt and out popped a funny looking ruler. I don't know who has more gadgets Cyborg or Robin. I watched Robin plunge the ruler into Cyborg's leftovers then into Beast boys, after a few grumbles and a nod he placed his green glove onto Beast boy's wrist. "The winner IS…." Cyborg stared at Robin with pure disbelief. "Can we hurry up and get this over with." I said, Robins stalling was getting annoying and I really wanted to get back to my book. "…NOT BEAST BOY!" "NO WAY!" yelled an upset Beast boy. "He must of cheated he probably doesn't even have a stomach for all we know!" "Oh I have a stomach!"

The half metal man explained removing Beast boy's finger from his face. "A stomach that kicked your green A-"

"As I was saying this is over so I can go now right?" "Sure Raven but first…" Cyborg shoved the violet skirt into Beast boy's chest "He's gonna put this on." The changeling shoved the skirt back and crossed his arms. "FOR…THE … LAST…TIME… I'm not putting it on!" Cyborg and Robin exchanged devious looks, "I really didn't want it to come to this but…" Robin began "but we've got no choice" Cyborg finished. I took a few steps away from the bar as Robin cracked his knuckles. Starfire levitated above the bar and Beast boy stood firm "I'm not wearing it." he said Robin and Cyborg Exchanged one last look and nodded there heads in confirmation. Crash before I knew it Robin, Cyborg, and Beast boy collided "friends please you mustn't-" Starfire tried her best to stop the pointless fighting but even she wasn't going to venture into the rolling cloud of smoke that was beast boy, Cyborg, and Robin. "Yea well as well all know my life's goal is to see Beast boy in a skirt, I'm leavi-" Before I could finish my sentence three disheveled teens stood before me, two looking slightly worn out and one green teen in a violet skirt. "Friend Beast boy you look you look most radiant," Snickered the alien girl "please you must someday accompany Raven and myself to the mall of shopping." This was Starfire's first attempt at a wise crack and already she was better at it than Robin. Beast boy tugged at his ridiculous attire "Why won't this come off?" "Just like ya costume the skirt is made up of slightly unstable molecules," Cyborg explained. Beast boy transformed into several animals, but to no avail. The skirt still remained. "It'll dissolve by midnight" beep Beep "Titans trouble!" Robin yelled