The Epical Epicness of the Perfekt Girl Named Mary Sue
dis is about the most perfekt purson in da wurld and what happins when she meets sam and dean!! lol i suk at summaries da story is sooo much better than the summari!!
Once upon a time in SPN land, their was a most beautiful girl in the world with the perfekt name: Mary Sue, it was perfekt!
Mary was the prettiest girl ever because she was skinny but not too skinny tall but not too tall and she had long flowing blond hair that was raydiant!! She had the most beautiful sparkly blue eyes that looked like glittering saphires, and her voice was hot and every single boy wanted her, and all the other girls were soooo jelous cause she was hotter than them.
Mary is also a badass too because she can kick hard and make punches, and all the bad guys get beatin up by her because she's cool and stuff. She always saves everyone else, cause she's so cool, she never needs anyone's help except when it's convinent for her (--giggles--).
So Mary went along looking for mean monsters and stuff to go take down with her mighty mightiness, and along the way she saw two hot guyz named Sam and Dean, alltho she didnt know theyr names yet.
She saw them go into the big creepy house and LOLed because they were so doing it wrong you know! She flicked her perfect flowy hair and strutted up to the house, and watched Sam and Dean get their butts kicked before she stepped in and showed that jerk of a ghostie who's boss!
"Go away Casper you loser!" And whipping out her magical bag of plot devices, she pulled out a rock and throwed it at the spirrit thingy and it squealed and disappeared, never to be heard from again thanks to Mary!!
"Holy crapp who r you hot girl?!" Dean yelled, and Sam flopped his hair and pretended not to look at the perfection that was Mary.
"I'm the girl that just saved your ass!" Mary sneered but not ugilly because Mary can't make ugly faces because she's too pretty for that. "Wow your really cute, i think im in love with you!" Sam gaped at himself he didntm ean to say tat out loud! Mary laffed and said I get that all the time because I'm so gorgess.
Dean didnt like being ignord so he yelled again (he likes to get shouty it makes him feel manly LOL huh?!) "Even though we don't know you and you are clearly gonna be a pan in our asses until we evintually stop dinying our attractiens to each other, would u like to come to our hotel room and brag more about urself?
Mary smirked and said oh yeah and then got all shocked when she saw Samndean kiss (wincest is gross you gusy u shuld be reading stories liek these cause thye're better than that icky stuff!) She began to scream NO NO NO THAT ISNT HOW THE STORY GOES!
Sam looked at her and said that he and his bro were just lonly and confuzzled and Mary shook her head and remove her cloths to show a perfect woman body and Sam and Dean got over their pervert love and began to admire Mary.
"I dont care if you haf my moms name, your still to perfekt and i want u for myself!" Dean screeched loudly again (gosh darn it deano!) Wut are u talking about Deen clearly Mary is meant to be wit me loser!
They began 2 fite and Mary watched naked still until she calmed them down and then they all got married (they went to a place where 3 peepol can get married) and Mary had Sam and Dean all to herself and they lived Happily Ever After, The End!
So wut did u guise think wuz it da best or wut lol this is my furst stori be honest and say how good it is!