This takes place in the Blitzball Arena The Gold Saucer (A NEW EDITION)
Reno : drunken hiccup Ello there Ladys and Genttss. Today, we're here to see the hiccup anarkand Abes vs. the Avalanche 8... pauses and counts Which there are only 7 of! hiccup and mumbles who the hell comes up with these names Anyway, on the Avalanche 8, we have Cloud, Yuffie, Barret, Cid... WHO SHOULDN'T BE SMOKING IN THE BLITZ SPHERE! Red, Vincent, and Cait Sith. In the other corhicupr there are the Zanarkand Abes, which we have some random hippeys who no one cares about!
Zanarkand Abes : moaning, obscenities, and boohing is heard
Reno : Aw shut up ya hippeys! Anyway, like I was saying. No one cares about them. Reno walks down to the crowd seats and to Dio, holding the mic to him
Dio : Let this be a fair, and clean match. he goes on to lecture
Reno : meanwhile, the red haired drunk is talking to the girls on the opposite side of Dio So why don't you ditch the meat head and come back to my place? Sure, I might not be as big as him, but i'd teach him a thing or two hicup in the Battle Arena.
Dio : with an annoyed look Oh is that right Reno? obviously angry
Reno : hiccup
Dio : glares Let the game begin! then grabs Reno's collar and takes him to the battle arena
Reno : WAIT! I DON'T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!
Sephiroth : grabs the mic Ok guys, about what Dio said. Its bull sht. Rip eachother skulls out for all i care.
Avalanche 8 : grins across faces
Sephiroth : LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Barret : tears through Tidus and grabs the ball, tossing it over to Yuffie
Yuffie : looks out in the crowd for any signs of materia, and is hit in the head by the ball, bringing her back to reality just a few seconds to late
ZA 1 : grabs ball and passes it back to Tidus
Tidus : charges for the hoop, meeting the smoking cid
Cid : stares What the fuck you gonna do?
Tidus : does signature kick and makes both ball and Cid go through hoop
Bells sound
Sephiroth : Aww. Avalanche is down by one. The hippeys are winning..
boos heard again
Barret : calls for huddle Ok, Spikey! Take care of the other Spikey. Every one else, just take your pick.
huddle breaks and Cloud pairs up with Tidus
Tidus : Hey nice hair there.
Cloud : Thanks, yours aint so bad either.
Barret : hits head
Tidus : How do you get it to stay up like that?
Cloud : Well, I have lots of that gel stu-
Barret : fires warning shot at cloud to stop associating with the enemy
Cloud : Oh... Ya.. tosses the ball, which was in his hands, to Red
Red : he had barely gotten walking down, now he had to learn blitzball looks around frantically and uses paws to tose the ball at cid, who is suppose to be guarding the net, but is smoking again
Ball flies through hoop and bells sound again
Barret : calls for huddle
Sephiroth : Oww. Its looking bad for Avalanche 8. Can they recover?
huddle breaks and Tidus has ball on other team
Tidus : tosses to teammate
Z1 : tosses to Tidus
Cloud : grabs before it reaches Tidus and runs down to hoop, doing Tidus' signature move, showing him up and making the crowd go wild
Tidus : HEEYYY! THAT WAS MY MOVE! pouts
Sephiroth : Can somebody get that man a dress? Sheesh.
Reno : broken and bruised I'm Baaacckkkk!
Sephiroth : Oh great. The firey drunk is back. throws the mic at him and then walks over to the locker room
Reno : mumbles wonder what he's up to mumbles
Barret : NOW THATS HOW YOU DO IT, SPIKEY!
Zanarkand Abes : are trying to comfort Tidus
Zanarkand Abes : fail
Tidus : pouts out of the ring, as a silver hair figure comes in
Sephiroth : being that silver haired figure, walks up to Avalanche's side I'm on your team.
Yuffie : Ugh... Cloud
Cloud : ...
Cid : I say the guy stays... mumbles Can i get that cig now seph?
huddle breaks and teams continue
Cloud : passes ball to Sephiroth
Sephiroth : gets ball, then is tackled, loosing ball
Z4 : laughs as he holds ball
Cloud : Ugh...
Barret : NO!
Sephiroth : grins evily and draws his sword
Z4 : stops laughing
Reno : Ugh.. I suggest everyone leaves the building!
Sephiroth : chasses the team member around the room
Barret : sighs guess we're going to have to do a rematch.