Disclaimer: I do not own Mass Effect, or any of the other games or movie used in this story or any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. Only thing I own is the SI.

I've always been told I can be more moody than a pregnant woman could ever get. And maybe it has something to do with my sign or whatever; it's there.

I was born on New Years Eve in the early eighties. and growing up I was a curious kid and when it came to certain items I was curious about, I wound up taking the bloody thing apart with a screwdriver to see what was inside it, or what made it tick.

Now I'm 27, brown eyes, no glasses or contacts, weight, 201 15% muscle increase throughout my body in a lithe kind of way. I'm 6'2, large frame medium muscular definition with a combination skin tone. My only distinguishing marks or features would be three tatts: On my left shoulder Neo Conker and Taz standing back to back. Some people count that as two separate tatts but not sure if I do. The Energizer bunny on my right shoulder.

Right: now I remember. The third tatt is on my left wrist and it's important to me. it helps me to remember as does the wallet I'm never giving up. It's just a date on it 1/20/86-6/19/2007 but it's important to me.

Sometimes my hair can look like a wolf's or untamed. I'm unbelievably horny and let's just say it's been a while.

I'm not into rabbit foods or diets unless the food actually has FLAVOR and TASTE!

I love the color of Crimson as it's like this blood red color that's sweet, I'm not that into Grey, I have different music tastes as I like to listen to people who have talent and that's a lot of artists. For my least; that's Country as i don't like it TOO Country. Reba, LeAnne...on the right song they sound more rock than country

I'm not picky when it comes to food: No...wait. Strike that: I can't STAND Calamari, but put a big ass bowl of Peking Duck, or Thick meaty ribs, Lasagna, Ziti or even Chili and I'll eat the entire thing by myself

Another thing that goes with that title of "Eating all by myself" is really good Jamaican grub...I don't do the curry stuff as that would be too hot.

Expletives...if that means swearing then just bloody say it and yes. basically my mouth is a combination of: Lisa Lampanelli, Margaret Cho, Wanda Sykes, Sophia Petrillo, Dorthory Zbornak, Ron White, Denis Leery, Chris Rock and Eddie Griffin combined and when I get in one of my moods. If you screwed up you'll know it as I'll give you that "oh you screwed up now" looks and then just start playing the violins.

I'm a smoker...and a drinker but went with cigars or blunt type cigars that are flavored during the day or after great mind-blowing sex.

As for drinking it's casual.

Rainy days: Sleeping in

My parents I never had a deep relationship with them as I never knew my father as for my mom she let my younger brother just dominate her when it came to the bills. I don't have any...wait. Extended family means relatives huh? Three sets of extended relatives.

As for my attitude... Oh look A yacht sailing on by at high speed

My greatest fear is heights, being alone or abandoned. No reason or need to explain why.

I'm extremely skilled at gun battles and surviving fights, Bar fights, kicking ass, whuppin ass, Belching contests, farting contests, using telekinesis to manipulate ATM machines into coughing up free cash.

I was at the moment putting my gear into a really large duffle bag and wanted to be sure I could fit all of it in there. And then when I finished I was grabbing the cord to my Norelco when something happened and I just got electrocuted and then it was like I was being beamed out and into subspace and then just beamed in.

I was just looking around as it was night and when I saw it; I couldn't believe it

"Hooooolllllyyyyy SHIT!" I whispered as I knew where I was and I realized as I just headed for the rapid transport and took it to the market. I then went to the Volus as I saw him, I knew he loved ancient Earth gear and hopefully I would be able to make his day and he would be able to make mine as well.

"Hey I got some stuff to sell and transfer into my bank account as I hope it's still active after being cryogenically frozen from 2012." I replied smiling as he nodded

"Mm…It should still be there Earth-Clan." He replied as I opened up the duffle bag and saw the gear

Then I pulled out a Bushido style Mushashi Dragon Fury Battle ready Katana as he just backed up and I knew that right there was expensive or one hell of a collector's item. I then pulled out another Mushashi designed and created katana with it's sheath on the counter

I then pulled out an unopened box of Windows 7 Ultimate edition and Windows XP Pro SP3. Set them on the counter with a .50 caliber Desert Eagle with three clips in front of him, then he saw me pull out a box of Johnnie Walker Blue Label, Gold Label and Black Label as I put the Blue Label back. Then I rummaged around some more and pulled out a BlackBerry cell kit with charger, an Xbox 360 Elite, A Playstation 2, a Nintendo Wii and two solid gold bars. I then set up the Laptop I was selling as he saw the date when it got to the desktop then he was looking at all of what I put up then I put on the counter a new 3 Terabyte hard drive…well it was new in my time, then I set out another Laptop in front of the Volus, a .50 caliber Desert Eagle with three clips in front of him, then he saw me pull out a box of Johnnie Walker Blue Label, Gold Label and Black Label as I put the Blue Label back. Then I rummaged around some more and pulled out a BlackBerry cell kit with charger, an Xbox 360 Elite, A Playstation 2, a Nintendo Wii and two solid gold bars. I then set up the Laptop

I then found the COA's for the Samurai Swords as he couldn't believe it