Of Voldemort, Bob and a Snack Machine
A/N: This is a really weird story. Reading this story may be hazardous to your health. You have been warned.
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Voldemort was really hungry. He decided that he wanted a bag of chips from a snack machine at Hogwarts. They hadn't had a snack machine when he went there, but he hoped they did now. He kicked open the castle door and headed for the Entrance Hall. For some reason, nobody found it odd that Voldemort had come to Hogwarts for a bag of chips.
He went up to the snack machine, put in a dollar, and pressed the button thingy to get his snack. Suddenly, Voldemort was sucked into the snack machine!
"AUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed. "GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You are here for a purpose, Tom Riddle," said a deep voice like the announcer guy's on TV.
"I am?" asked Voldemort.
"Yes," replied the voice. "Bob is dead."
"Bob? Who the hell is Bob?"
"Bob is dead. He died."
"WHO THE FUCK IS BOB? I DON'T KNOW ANY BOB! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT BOB! WHY AM I IN THE FUCKING SNACK MACHINE?" Screamed Voldemort.
"You are here for a purpose," the voice said again.
Just then Harry Potter walked by. "HARRY!" shrieked Voldemort. "GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M SORRY I TRIED TO KILL YOU! HELP ME! I JUST WANTED A FREAKING BAG OF DORITOS!"
Harry ran to get Dumbledore. "Proffessor Dumbledore," he said. "Voldemort is stuck in the snack machine!
"Snack machine?" said Dumbledore. "We don't have a snack machine."
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A/N: OK, that was really weird. Utterly unworthy. Review please!