Rainbow

by WisperRanger26

So this is sort of like the 100 themes challenge, except my friends will be telling me random words. Here is the Wisper version of 100 themes! Woohoo! Rated T because of possible swearing in further chapters and possible fighting. I have no clue what will come to be of this, except there will be 100 (short) chapters and randomness! Now in alphabetical order!

1. Apples

"Halt, why do you peel apples like that? For potatoes, you go out in short swipes, and in carrots. But for apples, you go around in a circle towards you. It goes against everything you ever taught me!" Gilan said. "Why do people even peel that way?"

"Because people are stupid." came the answer.

"But…. you're peeling that way… does that mean you're stupid?" Gilan asked. It was a logical question really.

"No."

"But I thought you said-"

"If you thought about anything maybe you wouldn't be so stupid."

"But you said that people who peel that way are stupid, but you peel that way."

"It's because that's the way I was taught."

"So does that mean-"

"No. It does not mean my parents are stupid, their ancestors are."

*Imma line break*

Real story actually, I was making applesauce with my mom and this happened. Woohoo!