Authors note: This story was written by my friend, whom we will call Daisy Sandyman and was based off an idea by yours truly.
Disclaimer: Honestly, think about it. Do I look like I own them? Uh-huh didn't think so.\
The Recipe for Middle Earth
As told to Skelington
By
Daisy Sandyman
There are those among us who have been trying desperatly to reach Middle Earth, that dream within a dream, that bastion of hope, peace and lust for all fangirls. Well here's your solution. A very simple recipe to get there. Here we have a list of things you will need to gather to prepare yourself.
5cups of Baking Soda
1toliet
1map of Middle Earth
1compass
1knapsack with extra clothes, food and various hygene products.
To start your fantastic adventure, you must slowly pour the baking soda into the toliet, making sure to get all of it in the bowl. Let it sit for approximatly three minutes. Make sure you time it, it is very important that the soda sits for exactly three minutes. When it has marinated long enough, then you may proceed to flush. Soon a beautiful shimmering will begin to appear above your toliet. when this happens you must decide which species you will become in middle earth. When you have decided wait and when the portal becomes fully formed shout out loud what it is you will be and jump though. When you land you will find that you are what you shouted, and the first leg of your journey is complete. The second begins when you must find your way out of Fangorn forest and to the kingdom or village of your choice. Now young chefs, if you have any questions, just ask and I'll post them, along with the answers in the next chapter. Flames will be used to bake Lembas.
Disclaimer: Honestly, think about it. Do I look like I own them? Uh-huh didn't think so.\
The Recipe for Middle Earth
As told to Skelington
By
Daisy Sandyman
There are those among us who have been trying desperatly to reach Middle Earth, that dream within a dream, that bastion of hope, peace and lust for all fangirls. Well here's your solution. A very simple recipe to get there. Here we have a list of things you will need to gather to prepare yourself.
5cups of Baking Soda
1toliet
1map of Middle Earth
1compass
1knapsack with extra clothes, food and various hygene products.
To start your fantastic adventure, you must slowly pour the baking soda into the toliet, making sure to get all of it in the bowl. Let it sit for approximatly three minutes. Make sure you time it, it is very important that the soda sits for exactly three minutes. When it has marinated long enough, then you may proceed to flush. Soon a beautiful shimmering will begin to appear above your toliet. when this happens you must decide which species you will become in middle earth. When you have decided wait and when the portal becomes fully formed shout out loud what it is you will be and jump though. When you land you will find that you are what you shouted, and the first leg of your journey is complete. The second begins when you must find your way out of Fangorn forest and to the kingdom or village of your choice. Now young chefs, if you have any questions, just ask and I'll post them, along with the answers in the next chapter. Flames will be used to bake Lembas.