Just a small Oneshot I came up with for a giggle, enjoy!
Tsunade looked up from her desk as Naruto came into her office; she sighed inwardly... This was going to be awkward.
As if to delay the inevitable, she looked around her rather spacious office: It was surprisingly large, with several file-closets here and there, with a large window behind her that overlooked the village, an extra note is that it was lined with several large pot plants in the corners of the room, more then likely just to help take the boring drizzle of a long day of paperwork away somewhat.
Noticing Naruto was standing there looking at her incredulously at her rather odd behavior from her usually forward personality, she wordlessly gestured for him to sit down in one of the very cushy armchairs of the office. Clearing her throat; she prepared to speak.
"Ahem… Now, Naruto; I believe you're wondering why you were asked to come here, yes?" she said in a monotone voice, once she received a rather vacant nod, she continued "Well… It has to do with an old forgotten law that I personally thought had been abolished years ago." To which she received a raised eyebrow and a questioning look which clearly said 'What the hell does it have to do with me?', with an awkward roll of her eyes, she decided to continue "I-its… an old law stating an heir or heiress from a royal clan may if they so wish… Buy someone from part of a lower class then them…" as soon as the words left her mouth, Naruto's eyes bugged out in sudden realization.
She decided to continue on for the sake of explanation "I honestly thought that this law had been destroyed years ago… But it seems like not. In this situation, the buyer is essentially your master, and you would have to do anything they desire; from cooking, to cleaning, or if the situation calls for it… A… " She blanched slightly "… S-sex toy…" It seemed all the blood in Naruto's body had rushed to his face, it was quite understandable really. But then he gave her a questioning look, which she understood quickly
"Your buyer is…"
He hung on her words
"Is…"
He leaned forwards
"...Hyuuga Hinata"
Suddenly, his blush died down and he went back to sitting normally in his seat. Tsunade thought he was either about to faint; or he had remarkable self control.
Then he did the one thing she didn't expect:
He laughed.
Done! Hope it made ya laugh. I might add another chapter if I am so inclined by a high amount of reviews :P