Plot-holes: Don't we love them all?

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Chapter 1: Sonic the Cyclops?

A dark skinned girl walks into the room, her dark brown hair pulled into a messy ponytail with her bangs covering her face. She is wearing a white polo shirt with a blue vest on top of it and jeans. She has a blue halo around her each of her arms, and small blue wings on her back. This is the narrator; our favorite author Galexia the chao.

"Hey, guys! I'm Galexia the chao!" Silence. She then glares at the non-existent audience and holds up a blue wand with a chao figurine on top of it threateningly, and immediately the room erupts in cheers! She bows.

"Thank you, thank you. Hold the applause. But I guess you're all wondering why the heck I'm here, right?"

Even the crickets are silent. Galexia's eyes start to well up with tears and once the non-existent crowd notices this; they start clapping and cheering as hard as they can. Galexia's tears instantly disappeared.

"Well this is my new show or story if you're those picky nerd types,"

A nerd in the back shouts, "Hey, I take offense to that!"

Galexia takes out her wand and turns him into a hunk, and all of the non-existent girls in the crowd, crowd around him, "Hey!" The nerd shouted, "I liked being a nerd" Galexia then flicked her wand at him.

The nerd was then turned into an angry chao who shouted at her. She ignored him.

"Anyway...it's called, Plot-holes: Don't we love them all?"

A sign that says Plot-holes: Don't we love them all, appears in bright blinking lights over Galexia's head.

"Here, we analyze the Sonic games and point and laugh at all of the super funny, epic, or just weird things that happen, along with the plot-holes! So let's get started!" The girl then took her wand and flicked her wrist, three times. This then opened up a portal that lead to Mobius, the current residence of Sonic and his friends…

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Sonic the Hedgehog, was sitting on Tails' couch, munching on a chilidog when Galexia silently popped her head through the portal that she just made, and sneakily sat next to him.

"Hi Sonic!" She shouted into his unsuspecting ear. Sonic jumped in surprise and threw his chilidog into the air that came back and landed on his head.

"Hey! Who the heck are you, and why are you in Tails' house?" Sonic asked, confused, and annoyed that he had now gotten chilidog sauce all over his quills.

"My name's Galexia and I was wondering if you could answer a few questions." Sonic grimaced, Not another one of the paparazzi

"Well, I would love to stay and chat but I gotta juice so see ya!" Sonic said as he dashed out of the house. However once be barely went five feet he was stopped and started running in place.

"What the?" Sonic then tried running faster. He didn't move, "Come on, move legs!" Sonic muttered to himself, as he started to run even faster. "Argh! Go!" Sonic shouted, his legs now moving at the speed of sound.

Galexia walked outside, twirling her chao wand in her hands. "Hi Sonic! My name's Galexia and I was wondering if you could answer a few questions." Galexia said in her still cheery voice, not sounding upset at all, but in fact, like…she was expecting this to happen.

"Who are you? Put me down!" Sonic said, as he kept trying to run away from this weird girl.

"But Soooonic! I just told you my name is Galexia! I just have a couple of questions, can't you answer them? Pretty please?" She then gave him a wide grin. Sonic shuddered, why wouldn't this girl leave him alone, she seemed just as bad as Amy. Well at least she doesn't have a hammer…Sonic thought to himself, or else this could get really ugly.

Galexia giggled, "I have a something even worse than a hammer…which is a crowbar!" She said, and just like that a metal crowbar appeared in her hands. Sonic gulped. Somehow she had magically frozen him, and she had a crowbar, which was much more painful than a hammer. Guess I have to listen to her…

"Fine, fine, I'll answer your questions." Sonic grumbled, as Galexia pulled him into the house with a wave of her wand. If Knuckles saw this then I would never hear the end of it!

"Knuckles is the next person that I want to ask questions to, Sonic." Galexia said as she whispered creepily into his ear. The hairs on the back of his neck rose in surprise,

"How did you…?" Galexia sighed, and wagged her finger at him,

"Sonic, Sonic, Sonic, I would really love to tell you how I just got over there but it'll take forever and I'm on a fixed schedule, and people really want the answers to these questions, and besides it's a secret." Galexia then gave him a big grin as she stuck him to the couch.

"Okay…what did you want to ask me?" Sonic asked, He wanted to get this done as soon as possible, for he really didn't like this girl.

"Sonic, why don't you like me? I'm not an enemy that you should be afraid of. I'm just a curious fan, and it's rude not to answer a fan's questions." The girl pouted. Sonic's eyes widened, Is she- "And no I am not a mind reader." She answered, making Sonic feel a bit lightheaded, even though he tried not to show it. He was sure that she wasn't a normal little girl.

"Can we just get back to these questions?" Sonic asked irritably, while tapping his foot. Tears began to take form, in Galexia's eyes.

"I'm sorry…I don't want to take up any of your time…I just wanted to ask you one question, and its not like I want to go on a date with you or anything." Relief washed over Sonic's face; At least she's not an obsessed fan girl…

"Actually, I am an obsessed fan girl, but I just don't see the big deal in dating you. Human and anthro relationships normally don't work out that well. Anyway, my question is…how do you have one giant eye, but two pupils?"

Sonic stared at the girl…Surely he wasn't a…She must have meant something else…right?

"Like as in, those freaky monsters that Tails always talks about whenever he reads his mythology stories?" Sonic asked warily.

"Yeah! That's it!" Galexia said eagerly.

"B-b-but…" Sonic muttered as Galexia shoved a mirror in his hands. "See lookie! You have one giant eye, since there are no separators dividing them, expect for when you furrow your brow in frustration and you have two pupils. Which reminds me, how do you have separate eyelids if you only have one eye?"

Sonic's arm shook as he looked at himself, then at the Galexia who had two separate eyes, and then back at himself.

"B-but that means that Amy and Shadow-"

"And any other hedgehog in the world is also a Cyclops. Even Metal…well can Cyclopes be robots as well? I'll have to ask Tails that question when I see him…" Galexia pondered. Sonic now dropped the blue mirror.

"But, how can I be a Cyclops If I have two pupils in one eye?"

"Simple. You're a mutant Cyclops." Galexia said in a creepy tone, as a streak of lightning appeared in the background, which was weird because it was a clear day out. "Hey, why were you watching TV if it's such a nice day out? What were you watching? Do you like to watch cartoons? I like cartoons! do you have a favorite cartoon? How about sports? Do you have a favorite sport? Do you play a sport? Hey do you think that you can run the mile in 30 seconds? How about 20? 10? A millisecond? Hey can you write as fast as you can run? How about-"Sonic then clamped his hand over her mouth.

"Enough, you talk as fast as I can run. Geez, I thought that you were only going to ask one question." Sonic said as he crossed his arms over his chest. Galexia gave a sheepish grin.

"Sorry I do that, a lot. But you never answered my question, how can you have a giant eye and two pupils?" Sonic stared blankly at her. Galexia started to get nervous,

"Uh Sonic…did you catch my question? How do you have a giant eye with two pupils?"

He still stared, although his eyes were starting to twitch.

"Sonic? Yoo hoo! Should I ask my question again? How do you have a giant eye with two pupils-"

Sonic then broke free of her grip that was keeping him still (curtsey of her chao wand), grabbed her by the arm, and placed her outside of the house, in a matter of two seconds.

"I don't know how I have a giant eye and two pupils, now will you please leave me alone! I need to get Tails to scan my face…" Sonic said as he unconsciously twitched his eye. Galexia giggled.

"What are you laughing at?" Sonic asked, as he now felt some of that chili from the chilidog that he had earlier start to seep into his quills to turn them red.

"Nothing." Galexia said while holding back a chuckle.

"Come on tell me!" Sonic said now anxious. He didn't like to be on the end of jokes, especially if they were about him.

"Heh, I was just wondering how your eye could twitch like that if you only have one eye." Sonic's curious expression instantly turned into a scowl.

"Well I would love to stay and chat but I have to get this chili off of my head. Maybe we can schedule an appointment." Sonic said sarcastically.

"Ooh! That would be great! What would be a good time for you-" Galexia said, as she pulled out a pen and a piece of paper out of nowhere.

"Bye." Sonic said as he slammed the door in her face. Galexia's cheeks puffed out in embarrassment.

"H-he shut the door on me! That hedgehog! And I thought that he was the nice guy! Hmm…must note that talking about Sonic's Cyclops eye gets him irritated…" Galexia jotted down, as her chao wand popped up out of nowhere. Once she was done writing, she poofed the pen and paper away, for she didn't need it anymore. Suddenly, she got an idea.

"Hey SONIC!" She screamed so loud that Sonic rushed out of the house, from the sheer annoyances of it.

"What now Galexia?" Sonic said as he tapped his foot once more. He was stuck in place again (curtsey of her chao wand), just like she did when she had wanted to ask him that question.

"I just wannna see something…" Galexia said as she ran over to Sonic and jabbed her fingers in his sides.

Sonic jumped 10 feet into the air. Literally.

"Ahh! What was that for?" Sonic said, once he had gotten his bearing. Galexia however started to snicker once more.

"Sonic's a spaz! Sonic's a spaz!" Sonic's eye twitched,

"Spaz?" Sonic gave Galexia a confused look. This however made Galexia laugh even more. In fact it made her laugh so hard that she started to cough, which made her laugh even harder. Finally she wheezed once more.

"Done?"

"Done."

"Ya sure?"

"Positive."

"Okay well, I'm going to go now; maybe we can catch a chilidog later?"

"…"

"Sonic?"

"Maybe…"

"Yay!" Galexia squealed. Sonic shuddered and shut his eyes in preparation for a super glomp. He opened his eyes, when he didn't feel the body mass that he thought that he would feel. Instead she held her hand out in a handshake. Sonic stared curiously at her; he had never met a girl that didn't want a hug from Sonic the Hedgehog before.

"Well? Shake it!" Galexia said.

"You're a strange little girl, Galexia…" Sonic murmured as he shook his hand. Suddenly, he felt a wet, substance seep into his glove and onto his hand. He then looked at Galexia who was trying her hardest not to laugh.

She burst when she saw Sonic's confused expression.

"Ahahahahaha! Oh man! You fell for it! BWHAHAHAHAHA!" Galexia said as she pulled out her chao wand once more, and before Sonic had the chance to lunge at her again, she had flicked her wrist three times, and was out of sight.

Sonic was in shock but as soon as he grabbed his bearings he shouted at the place where she was just standing,

"I AM NOT A CYCLOPS!"

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Galexia then walked out of the portal that she created, and faced the non- existent crowd.

"So, did you think that Sonic likes talking about Cyclopes? Or is it Cyclopsi? Whatever! He even yelled at me! I wasn't that annoying! Next up is Knuckles! So... Tune in next time for Plot-Holes: Don't we love them all? Remember to review the show, this one thrives on them! Galexia the Chao signing out."

Galexia then pulled out her chao wand and flicked her wrist three times before disappearing in a flash of light.