I'm in the middle of a new chapter for iFearless, but I was bored while studying french and I decided to do a random dialogue. Hope you like it!
DISCLAIMER: My name's Alexandra not Dan Schneider! Yeah, and Alexandra owns nothing but an iPod and this laptop…oh and the plot of this story
*At Carly's*
-Hey, Freddork
-Yeah, Sam?
-I'm bored.
-We have a lot of homework…
-and that doesn't mean I 'm gonna do them.
-Sam, you don't need any more detentions.
-Pfft.
-Sam…
-…
-Sam!
-What?
-Do your homework.
-Don't want.
-Sam!
-Alright, alright. No need to be like a girl.
- I'm not like a girl.
-Sure, Benson, sure.
-…
-Fredweird.
-What now, Sam?
-Can I copy your homework?
-Yeah- wait, what? No, no. Not this time.
-Come on!
-Sam!
-Stop saying my name all the time.
-Ok, princess Puckett.
-Nub. And wash that smile off your face.
-*silence*
-Well, I finished.
-What? That can't be true. We have to…Sam…
-What?
-You can't just answer "yes", you have to explain your answer, too.
-Ohh…
-Yeah…
-That's why it didn't make sense that I found it so easy.
-Miss Briggs doesn't give easy homework.
-Wait, this is for Briggs?
-Yeah, she's our English teacher.
-Really? I thought she gave us maths…
-Sam…
-Yeah, Freddie?
-You should stop sleeping in class.
-But it's so good! I can't get such a good sleep at home!
-Are you saying tables and chairs are more comfortable than beds?
-What? No. Just saying that I don't get that sleepish anywhere else. It's hearing a teacher's voice and puff slepping time.
-Oh god.
-What now, dishrag?
-You're incredible.
-I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
-…It was a compliment.
-What?
-Nothing.
-Sure?
-150%.
*silence*
-Ehm, Fredweird.
-Yeah?
-I…I…
-Just say it.
-I don't know what to do.
-It's ok, Sam. No need to be so…Sam.
-You actually listen to yourself when you talk? cause that was pretty weird.
-I listen to myself. I just didn't know what word would fit best and said…
-Yeah, whatever. Are you gonna help me or what?
-Sure thing, Princess Puckett.
-Shut up, Benson.
-I'll shut up if I want, Puckett.
-Oh, we're feeling rebellious, aren't we? Whatever, dork, just help me, before my fist has a trip to your face.
-Ok…
-Well, help me.
-…
-Nub!
-…I can handle you now.
-Whatcha say?
-I said, I can handle you now.
-Oh, you can? I seriously doubt that.
-Wanna bet?
-Stop smirking, dork, you will lose that bet.
-We'll see.
-So, what do we bet?
-Well, we…
-I know, if I win you make my homework this whole week.
-And if I win?
-Oh, I didn't say anything about that, cause we both know you won't win.
-Sam!
-Ok, Freduccinni. If you win…
-You'll tell Lewbert, you love him.
-That's lame. But ok, I have nothing to fear.
-Ready?
-As always.
*12 minutes later. Sam on top of Freddie.*
-I told you I was going to win...AAAHH.
-What were you saying?
-Get off me nub! You're crushing my bones. When did you get so strong?
-Same time my voice got lower.
-Well, maybe you need to get your voice even more low.
-What are you sayin-Saaam!
-I'm stronger.
-Maybe. Or maybe I let you win.
-Yeah sure, Benson.
-I don't appreciate your sarcasm here, Puckett.
-Like I care.
-…
-…
-Sam…
-Yeah?
-You are too close.
-What?
-You are too…
-I heard it!
-So?
-Nothing.
-Sam..I…
-Yeah, Freddo?
-I…
-…
-I need some air. With you on me, I can barely breathe.
-Oh.
-Finally. Freedom!
-Haha. Funny.
-Just kidding, princess.
-Stop calling me that!
-You know you like it.
-…
-That was pretty stupid, wasn't it?
-Yeah.
-Please, don't kick me!
-I wasn't going to kick you.
-So you like it?
-What? No! I was going to slap you.
-Ouch, Sam!
-Whatever. I'm out.
-Sam! You forgot your homework.
-No, you forgot our bet.
-Shit.
-Princess Puckett out.
*Sam leaves*
-Oh, yes. She likes it. *smirks*
So, what do you think? You like it? Tell me! :D
I do a lot of these random dialogues and I felt it was time for a random seddie dialogue!
One thing more…I guess you all saw the iStart a fan war promo. If not go see it! BEST. PROMO. EVER.
I can't wait till November ^^
HAM LOVES FRIED CHICKEN
~Alex