Summary: My name is Amanda *grins* and I am team Edward! My name is Stephanie and I am team Jacob! So this a one shot story. About two girls trying to convince one another to cross over to there team. But neither is caving. Who will give up?

Disclaimer: Edward: you must say it. If you really are team Edward….

Me: What!? don't ever say that!! I am team Edward all the way!!

Edward: Then say it….

Me: I do not own twilight…… But can I rent you? *smiles*

Edward: Sorry I only love Bella.

Me: I had to try.

Bella: No you really didn't

Me: *sticks tongue out* and runs.

Third person point of view!

Stephanie: LEAVE THE DARK SIDE! AND JOIN TEAM JACOB!!!

Amanda: NEVER!!

Stephanie: Why do you even like Edward? He is so selfish!

Amanda: *gasps* Why do you like Jacob. He is such a jerk!

Stephanie: Jacob is more fun!

Amanda: Edward can control his temper!

Stephanie: What's that supposed to mean?!

Amanda: it means he doesn't grow a tail every time he gets mad!

Stephanie: Edward is like a cold hard cement!

Amanda: He is convenient for the summer! You don't need air conditioning with Edward!

Stephanie: Well you don't need heat with Jacob!

Amanda: Edward is so much more sexy. (A/N: haha sorry just HAD to put that. =] )

Stephanie: Psh, whatever!

Amanda: ARE YOU BLIND!!! CAN YOU NOT SEE! OH MY GOSH!

Stephanie: *stares at her scared to death* uhh…. Wow

Amanda: Don't under estimate my wrath when you talk about Edward Cullen not being sexy.

Stephanie: Jacob is sweeter

Amanda: HA! Are you kidding me? He tricked Bella like a million time!

Stephanie: that doesn't count!

Amanda: *smirks* your just mad because I am winning!

Stephanie: *Mouth drops open* are you kidding me!?

Amanda: VAMPIRES ROCK!!

Stephanie: WEREWOLVES ARE SO KOOL!

Amanda: They eat raw meat… there sick minded dogs.

Stephanie: Vampires drink blood…. And I for one love dogs.

Amanda: Then go buy yourself one from the pet store.

Stephanie: Just shut up you leech lover!

Amanda: Mongrel lover. (A/N: heh heh sorry I HAD to use his word.)

Stephanie: *glares*

Amanda: in fact I will become a vampire!

Stephanie: *has a fit of laughter* and how do you plan to do that ol' brilliant one?

Amanda: I can switch my diet to blood. can't be that hard. *shrugs shoulders* and I can stay up for the rest of my life….. Yeah not hard at all….

Stephanie: *stares with shock* are you serious?!

Amanda: DUH!

Stephanie: You wouldn't drink blood!

Amanda: I WILL GIVE YOU A PAPER CUT AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!!!

Stephanie: you are so odd.

Amanda: I shall suck you blood!! *hisses*

Stephanie: I give up….. Freak.

Amanda: I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!!! HAHA IN YOUR FACE!! *sticks tongue out* *gasps* I SMELL COOKIES!!

Stephanie: too bad you a vampire now….

Amanda: I'll go Vampire to tomorrow. *inhales the smell* yum……….

Stephanie: *mutters to herself* next time I invite you out to the good side I'll bribe you with cookies…..

Amanda: I might of accepted that offer. *thinks harder* I take that back. I wouldn't have. I would of stole your cookies!!!

Stephanie: Don't make me eat all of those cookies…

Amanda: NO!!! NOT THE COOKIES!!! *runs to the cookie jar* (A/N: guess who stole the first and last cookie from the cookie jar?)

Please review!! I love reviews!! I don't care if your just making fun of my story or my sanity. Or maybe your saying you like my story!! I know I did. (because I won!!) =] Should I make another one like this??? TELL ME IN REVIEWS!!