Name is Serenity

by steel-angel-wing-weaver

Disclaimer:i dont own yugioh or slim shadys song'my name is'

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(CHORUS)Hi my name is(Joey:What)my name is (Kaiba:Who),

my name is...Serenity,

Hi my name is (Yugi:Huh)my name is(Bakura:What),

my name is Serenity...

Ahem...excuse me,

Can i have the attention of all the duelists,

for one second?

Hi ppl do u like violence?,

wanna see me stick Kaibas computer chip through one of my eyelids?,

Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did?,

Try'did and get me fucked up worser than Pegasus is?,

My brains dead weight.I'm trying to get my head straight,

but i can't figure out what Kaiba brother i wanna impregnate,

And Dr.Tusnami said 'Serenity you a hothead,

Uh-huhh! so thats why you are red?,man ur wasted!

Well since are twelve ,i've felt like someone else,

Cause i useta hang Daddyfrom the top bunk with a belt,

And ripped Kaibas top off,

And spanked him so hard,

his clothes fell backwards like Kriss Kross.

I smoke a fat pound of extasy and fall on my ass,

faster than a fat bitch,

who sat down too fast.

C'mere Dog(Mai:Hey wait a minute thats my guy dog),

I dont give a fuck,Mokuba sent me to piss everyone off!

CHORUS

My classmate wanted to have sex in junior high,

the only problem was it was one of Joey guys,

So I smacked him with a featherduster,

chased him with a pair or sizzors(sp?),

and cut off his dick faster than he could say bazzar,

Walked into a strip club,my jacket zipped up,

Flashed at duke,stuck marijuana in Tristans coffee cup,

Extraterestrial,killing pedestrians,

raping Bakura while hes sceamin':lets be friends!!!,

99% of my life i was lied too,

I just found out that Marik does more dope than i do,

I told him ill grow up to be a famous dueler,

Make new cards about doin drugs and name it after him,

With ppl trying to touch your hands,

like some screaming Yami Yugi fans,

This guy at Pegasus' castle asked me for his autograph,

so i signed it 'Dear Weevil thankz for the suport jackass,

CHORUS...

Stop the tape,this Kid needs to be locked away,

Dr.Tusnami dont just stand there operate!,

Im not ready to leave,im to cute to die,

I'll have to be dragged to he cemetery and and buried alive,

Am i goin or comin i can barely decide,

I just drank a fifth jim bean dare me to die?,

Allof my life i was very deprived,

I aint a man in years and my palms are to hairy to hide,

clothes ripped like hulk hogan(i dont own him either),

I sometimes spit when i talk,I'll fuck any guy that talks,

When i waslil i used to get so hungrey i would throw fits,

How are you gonna feed me mommy,

You aint got no tits!,

I lay awake and strap myself in Bakuras bed,

Put a bulletproff vest on a shoot myself in the head,

im steaming mad,

oh,and by the way in you see Duke or his dad,

tell him i killed his family in the dream i had!!!!!

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I know its strange

put could you pleaz reveiw and any flamez will be used to kill Pegasus!!!!