Ok, this is journal entry, 1 I guess. The names Burn, no more, no less. I'm a genetically augmented super soldier who happens to be part of a multi-dimensional task force known as the RWBY helpers. For those of you who are listening, or reading, our job is to take care of the unnatural, things that were not meant to happen and go against fate's grand plan, occurrences across the RWBY multi-verse. And since not many people know how alternate realities work, I figured I might as well explain.

Picture the human body as a multiverse, with the heart being the prime-verse, the very thing that created the multiverse and would cause the multiverse to disappear if it's destroyed. Then picture the other millions of people on planet earth as a different multiverse, each unique in its own way. Now picture space and everything else, as the Omniverse, an ever expanding force that exist outside of each multiverse. And then there's the centerverse, the heart of the Omniverse and creator of each prime-verse in each multiverse. If that universe were to be destroyed, then the entire Omniverse would fade away till nothing remains. But I don't think that will happen for a really, really, long time. I know this whole 'Omniverse' concept may be new to some of you, but it explains why television shows always have one different method of traveling between dimensions than the other. And what's fictional (fan fics, games, TV, books, etc.) in one universe, is real in another. So in the event that this is some fan fic that the Weiss Reacts cast stumbles on to, all those fan fics that you rage about, are actually real in alternate realities. Meaning that those alternate versions of you do exist and did do those things you read about. So, yeah.

Anyway, that's how the universe works. And whenever some random things happens in a fic and the author wasn't writing about it, or something that's not supposed to happen in a RWBY universe happens, that's where we come in. We go in, trying not to get involved in a fics plot or being noticed by primary characters, take care of the anomaly, and get out. Things don't always go as planned though, like during a few instances involving ArchAngle117, And that one incident with thrawn92 (hopefully he won't know I did that, accidentally) but we still manage to accomplish the mission. So, that's what we do basically. But, with all these different realities, different multiverses, I wonder if there is another me out there. Some different version of Burn who has a different life. What is he like, and how many of him are there? I have yet to meet an alter Burns, and I don't know if I ever will. Maybe, I'll meet one someday.

"Burn, we got another call for ArchAngel117, some kind of hostage situation. Better get ready."

Ok, I'll be right there! This is Burn of the RWBY helpers, signing off.

And, here's the Alter Burn series. Any idea's for an alternate version of the intelligent, yet moronic, Spartan from the RWBY helpers? Just PM your suggestions and we'll talk.

"Burn, why that A-hole. Why not write a fic about me instead?"

There will be a chapter that sort of involves you in the future.

"Yay! Wait, you're gonna make a Burn/Deadpool hybrid aren't you?"

DON'T SPOIL IT NUMBNUTS!

"Or what, or have you forgotten that I can't die?"

Nevermind, also criticism appreciated. And shout out to ElfCollaberator, one of the greatest writers of the RWBY fanfiction archives.

"Elf, he sucks."

He speaks very highly of you, referring to you as O-Deadpool-sama, which I believe is some kind of anime compliment or something.

"Elf, he RULES!"

That's what I thought. Anyway, bye.