I dun own Fullmetal Alchemist
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Edward was kneeling in le bathtub with a towel under his knees and other stuff I forgot bc I'm trying to forget the Milk Fic. He was waiting for his gay af boyfriend to come (hehe, come) back to the bathroom so they can have steaming hawt boisecks with each other, ofc, bc gay is so yay!
Anyway, Edward got tired of waiting so he Wentz some Ways to get the hell outta the bathroom still naked and etc to find his bf Roy in the kitchen and Edward was like, "Come here so we can have butseks 2gether!1!"
And Ray, I mean Roy, the bf said, "waittt!"
"but whY? Said Edward bc he was so sexually frustrated and his bf went:
"Bc I have dis disturbing,disgusting kink that i wanna try with u and im getting ready!"
"What Kink?" Ed asked excited bc he always liked new kinks even if they were effed up.
"I'm going to shove milk down Uranus!1!"
Ed gasped, "I HATE milk! But I love you, so I'm going to agree anyway!" because that's how love works. So they ran back to the bathtub! And then Roy started to prep with the lube and stuff and then they started making out. And their making out was so hot that they didn't want to stop! Not even for the milk!
Roy then said, "Ed, we need to start-"
"No!" Ed said, "Keep on kissing me,"
And they kept on kissing and kissing and kissing, and did I mention they were kissing even more? And eventually they ran out of oxygen and suffocated and died.
Lik if u cri evry tim :,(
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I regret nothing.
Credit goes to the milk fic lmao.