Disclaimer: I do not own the Boondocks! I also don't own T-Pain, because he's a famous singer!

Granddad: (on the phone) Yeah, you can stay with us for the weekend, Faheem, it'll be nice to see you!

Riley: (spying on Granddad) Hey, Huey! Who the hell is Faheem?

Huey: FAHEEM? Faheem as in our second cousin Faheem? Please tell me he ain't comin' here.

Riley: Yeah, he is! He stayin' for the weekend! Why you mad, Huey? You jealous of the man?

Huey: Riley, I don't wanna talk about it. Just leave me alone! I'm going up to our room!
Riley: Huey, you a gay ass hater! And I'm comin' up there too!

Granddad: (still on the phone) Okay, see you in about a hour, Faheem.

(One hour later)

Granddad: I'll go get it! *opening door* Faheem! It's so nice to see you again, it's been ages!

T-Pain: Wow, Uncle Robert! I ain't see you since Riley was born! Where Riley and Huey at anyway?

Granddad: I think they in their room…you gotta go see them! They're getting big since you last saw 'em!

T-Pain: I missed them little boys!
Granddad: Riley! Huey! Come see yo second cousin Faheem!
Huey: Riley, go on your own. I don't ever want to see that man.

Riley: Huey, quit being a faggot. Come on! Granddad's gon' get pissed at me if you don't come!

Huey: Oh, alright. But don't make me talk to him.

(Riley and Huey then walk into the living room)

Riley: Is that T-Pain in our living room? Oh, man, we got a famous Rappa Ternt Sanga in our house!

Huey: Granddad, why does T-Pain have to stay here?

Granddad: T-Pain? Naw, this ain't T-Pain. This is your second cousin, Faheem.

Riley: Yeah, Faheem as in Faheem Najm! Granddad, why you ain't tell us our cousin Faheem was T-Pain?

Granddad: Who is T-Pain? This is my nephew, yo momma's cousin, and your second cousin, Faheem!

T-Pain: Actually, I am T-Pain, the famous singer. Yo grandson was right!

Granddad: See, boys? I told you we were related to famous people!
Riley: You said we was related to Jackie Robinson and some other people, but you ain't mention T-Pain!

T-Pain: Boys, you getting so big! Which one of you is Riley and which one of you is Huey?

Riley: I'm Riley. Huey is the gay one that don't like yo music!

T-Pain: RILEY! It's been so long! I missed you, little cuz! Remember me from the day you were born?

Riley: Actually, I do! Ah, good times! *begins to have flashback*

Riley's flashback starts here.

Faheem: Damn, cuz! You only twenty-one and you havin' a second kid?

Mrs. Freeman: Faheem, you a ten year old boy. What you know about having kids?

Faheem: I know that you 'bout to have a second one!

Mrs. Freeman: Thanks for stating the obvious. You're so stupid, cuz. But I still gotta love ya!

Faheem: Thaaanks, loser!

Mrs. Freeman: (rolling eyes) Whatever, young'n! You crazy as hell! Aaah! I feel the baby coming!
Mr. Freeman: Just think about it. In a few minutes, we're gonna have an adorable baby girl!
Mrs. Freeman: Aaah! It hurts! Owww! *pushing harder to get the baby out* There he is!
Mr. Freeman: He? I thought we were havin' a girl!

Mrs. Freeman: Look, he's a boy! He has "one of those", so that automatically makes him a boy.

Mr. Freeman: Yeah, I can see that, but….

Mrs. Freeman: What are we going to name him? We ain't pick out a name for a boy!

Mr. Freeman: Let's just go with the name we chose for the baby if he was a girl…Riley.

Mrs. Freeman: Ain't that a little too…I don't know…feminine?

Faheem: No, it's not! There's a boy in my class named Riley!
Mr. Freeman: See, honey? There's a boy in your cousin's class named Riley!

Mrs. Freeman: Okay, but….

Faheem: Well, the Riley in my class is kind of an asshole. Why don't you just name the baby Faheem Jr.?

Mrs. Freeman: I know, his first name will be Riley and his middle name will Faheem!

Mr. Freeman: Riley Faheem Freeman, what a wonderful name for our son!

Riley's flashback ends here.

Riley: Man, those was some good times! I can't believe my parents thought I was gon' be a girl!