Disclaimer: I do not own the Boondocks! I also don't own T-Pain, because he's a famous singer!
Granddad: (on the phone) Yeah, you can stay with us for the weekend, Faheem, it'll be nice to see you!
Riley: (spying on Granddad) Hey, Huey! Who the hell is Faheem?
Huey: FAHEEM? Faheem as in our second cousin Faheem? Please tell me he ain't comin' here.
Riley: Yeah, he is! He stayin' for the weekend! Why you mad, Huey? You jealous of the man?
Huey: Riley, I don't
wanna talk about it. Just leave me alone! I'm going up to our
room!
Riley: Huey, you a gay ass hater! And I'm comin' up
there too!
Granddad: (still on the phone) Okay, see you in about a hour, Faheem.
(One hour later)
Granddad: I'll go get it! *opening door* Faheem! It's so nice to see you again, it's been ages!
T-Pain: Wow, Uncle Robert! I ain't see you since Riley was born! Where Riley and Huey at anyway?
Granddad: I think they in their room…you gotta go see them! They're getting big since you last saw 'em!
T-Pain: I missed
them little boys!
Granddad: Riley! Huey! Come see yo second
cousin Faheem!
Huey: Riley, go on your own. I don't ever want
to see that man.
Riley: Huey, quit being a faggot. Come on! Granddad's gon' get pissed at me if you don't come!
Huey: Oh, alright. But don't make me talk to him.
(Riley and Huey then walk into the living room)
Riley: Is that T-Pain in our living room? Oh, man, we got a famous Rappa Ternt Sanga in our house!
Huey: Granddad, why does T-Pain have to stay here?
Granddad: T-Pain? Naw, this ain't T-Pain. This is your second cousin, Faheem.
Riley: Yeah, Faheem as in Faheem Najm! Granddad, why you ain't tell us our cousin Faheem was T-Pain?
Granddad: Who is T-Pain? This is my nephew, yo momma's cousin, and your second cousin, Faheem!
T-Pain: Actually, I am T-Pain, the famous singer. Yo grandson was right!
Granddad: See, boys?
I told you we were related to famous people!
Riley: You said we
was related to Jackie Robinson and some other people, but you ain't
mention T-Pain!
T-Pain: Boys, you getting so big! Which one of you is Riley and which one of you is Huey?
Riley: I'm Riley. Huey is the gay one that don't like yo music!
T-Pain: RILEY! It's been so long! I missed you, little cuz! Remember me from the day you were born?
Riley: Actually, I do! Ah, good times! *begins to have flashback*
Riley's flashback starts here.
Faheem: Damn, cuz! You only twenty-one and you havin' a second kid?
Mrs. Freeman: Faheem, you a ten year old boy. What you know about having kids?
Faheem: I know that you 'bout to have a second one!
Mrs. Freeman: Thanks for stating the obvious. You're so stupid, cuz. But I still gotta love ya!
Faheem: Thaaanks, loser!
Mrs. Freeman:
(rolling eyes) Whatever, young'n! You crazy as hell! Aaah! I
feel the baby coming!
Mr. Freeman: Just think about it. In a few
minutes, we're gonna have an adorable baby girl!
Mrs. Freeman:
Aaah! It hurts! Owww! *pushing harder to get the baby out* There
he is!
Mr. Freeman: He? I thought we were havin' a girl!
Mrs. Freeman: Look, he's a boy! He has "one of those", so that automatically makes him a boy.
Mr. Freeman: Yeah, I can see that, but….
Mrs. Freeman: What are we going to name him? We ain't pick out a name for a boy!
Mr. Freeman: Let's just go with the name we chose for the baby if he was a girl…Riley.
Mrs. Freeman: Ain't that a little too…I don't know…feminine?
Faheem: No, it's
not! There's a boy in my class named Riley!
Mr. Freeman: See,
honey? There's a boy in your cousin's class named Riley!
Mrs. Freeman: Okay, but….
Faheem: Well, the Riley in my class is kind of an asshole. Why don't you just name the baby Faheem Jr.?
Mrs. Freeman: I know, his first name will be Riley and his middle name will Faheem!
Mr. Freeman: Riley Faheem Freeman, what a wonderful name for our son!
Riley's flashback ends here.
Riley: Man, those was some good times! I can't believe my parents thought I was gon' be a girl!
