(Disclaimer guys, I do not own any of these characters, or fan fiction, in the story except for Mr. Yen.)
AXEL.
Dear my diary, June 16 2011.
I have no idea why I'm writing this crap… oh, that's right, I remember now. It was a hot summer day when Roxas and I were walking to the clock tower to have sea salt ice cream. I was being bombarded by ridiculous questions such as
"Do you like tentacle fish?" Roxas asked. (A/N: By the way, if you didn't get that, it's an inside joke and I will probably put it on my status A.K.A profile page. LIKE MAH STATUS! *Also an inside joke.)
"No, that's only something Xion would like" I answered back. I was forced to write the stupid questions down in one of my brand new journals I had gotten from Mr. Yen. That reminds me, I have to tell you about Mr. Yen.
Mr. Yen is a store owner who has everything from toys to tater tots. Anyway, I went to go to his shop to look for some industrial hairspray ('cause how else would my hair be able to keep it's shape? Oh, and if your wondering about the INDUSTRAIL hairspray, I did say that mister Yen did carry everything from toys to tater tots) I walked around the store only to hear from a crazed Xemnas.
"WE NEED WATER! Oh, hello Axel." I went to find the hairspray, but instead I had found a plethora of notebooks. They were only 12 cents a notebook, so I bought 14 of them. I didn't really think about what I was honestly doing at that moment, buying fourteen notebooks. What would I do with fourteen notebooks? Anyway, forgetting about my hairspray I went back to the castle and into my room. When I looked around, I saw a black whole in my floor! I scolded Zexion thinking it was him, but all of a sudden a troll faced thing dragged me into the swirling black portal…deeper…deeper…deeper. I hit the ground with a really loud thud. Turns out, it was all just a dream, but I still had the notebooks for some creepy reason that I still don't understand to this very day. I went over to write the answers to Roxas' questions when all of a sudden… I started writing and eventually got a fan fiction account and that's why I am writing to you right now. So I hope you enjoy-
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
"Roxas, shut up!" Anyway, hope you will enjoy the ride…or will you?
"!"