A/N: It's my second fanniversary today, and I set myself a challenge. For each of my favourite fandoms, I wanted to write a drabble. But a drabble from a unique perspective, something no one carefully ever thought about. I hope you enjoy reading this drabble.
Disclaimer: I do now own any copyrights to Artemis Fowl.
Matching Wits with a Monkey
She scowls at me. "What are you looking at?"
I bristle with indignation. I haven't done anything to warrant this.
She narrows her eyes and pouts; the hands gripping the shuttle controls whiten. "You," she sneers, "are definitely not a lemur!"
Do I appear ignorant of that fact? I wish my plastic eyes could roll.
She tweaks her pointed ear absently. "Perhaps I could find a use for you." she amends thoughtfully. "You are rather cuddly."
My stuffing contracts in fear. I require distraction to break her psychotic gaze.
"History will remember this day, Professor Myles."
I miss him already.
"Artemis, they cancelled my leave."
"You sound genuinely upset about losing a day off."
"Koboi. Taking her down once- twice- three times wasn't enough. We've got an Opal from the past now, too! Plus the clone she made... We're searching already. If only we knew where she was."
Artemis Fowl II frowns. "I should have known a tracking device for Professor Primate would have been needed."
Holly's eyes widen. "You forgot to install one?"
The distasteful frown vanishes. "What do you take me for, Holly? Of course I didn't forget."
"So you're ready?"
"Always. Besides, Myles will find out soon."
Because I love monkeys, and no one -fairy or man- can come between a boy and his Professor Primate! I would love to have some reviews, and of course constructive critique is never unwelcome.
R&R!
DarkFlameOfTheMonkey