Set just after they return to America, and inspired by the latest chapter... which I am still giggling at Agon's new hair.
Disclaimer: Riichiro Inagaki and Yusuke Murata are the masterminds behind the madness of the greatest manga ever. I just write crappy fanfic.
"Agon-aikun!" A pretty blonde with a body like an hourglass and designer clothes trilled as she burst trough the door to see her hunk after he had just returned from his long trip to America.
"Yeah, babe?" Was Agon's answer over his shoulder as he lounged on his living room couch.
"Ahaha, how funny, Unsui-kun! Where's my Agon?" She giggled, hopping over the back of the couch and plopping in his lap.
"I am Agon... sweetie... since when do you sit in my crap-ass brother's lap?" He growled in that way that only an angry boyfriend who was already slightly ticked at being mistaken for his 'inferior' twin brother could.
"Oh...! Erm, Agon-aikun, you know I was just kidding." She smiled nervously and wrapped her arms around his neck. "I missed you!" Her lips pressed lightly to his, but solicited no response. "New look, huh? I like it." She prompted, rubbing his fuzz with a pretty smile
"I don't." Agon stated and stood, dumping her on the floor. "Unsui-chan is in his room." He stated before walking out.
"When are you going to stop using me to break up with your girlfriends?" Unsui complained with a sigh that night.
"When you finally find one that'll stick with you." Agon stated. "Look at it as me doing you a favor." He suggested with a smirk.
"And what might that be?"
"I only use you if I think that you might actually have a chance." Agon pointed out. "I test drive them and either break it off myself or hand 'em off to you."
"... thanks, whatever would I do without you?"
"Die a virgin."