How Not to Play Solitaire
By: Wilona Riva
Summary: Why you do not play card games with Chibi Chibi. Oneshot.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon.
Author's Note: Sigh. Yes, this really did happen to me.
Usagi sat on the floor in the den and shuffled the deck of cards.
Chibi Chibi walked into the room and saw Usagi. "Chibi chibi?" she asked.
Usagi looked up and smiled at her small cousin. "Oh, it's called 'Solitaire', Chibi Chibi."
The younger girl's garnet eyes lit up. "Chibi!" She ran out of the room, only to reappear a minute later, with another deck of cards. The cards were white with a green rectangle on the backside, while Usagi's were red.
"Ok, I get it," Usagi said, her eyes twinkling. "You want me to teach you how to play."
Chibi Chibi nodded. "Chibi."
Usagi carefully and slowing set out the game in its traditional form and Chibi Chibi copied her, card for card. The game was too complicated for the little girl.
She scattered the cards from both decks into several messy piles all over the room.
As Usagi bent down and tried to separate both decks, Chibi Chibi grabbed the card that Usagi was fixing to pick up, folded it in half, bit it, and ran.
Usagi threw the cards she had been holding to the ground and took off after the little girl.
"Chibi Chibi!"