Dear Assholes, or anyone else within the vicinity of my brother.
You know who you are. I wont shoot you for admitting he's an attractive kid; He deserves the praise. So next time you compare my ugly mug to his, you'll understand when I pummel your ass. Just don't do it.
If you're a perverted asshole, I suggest you walk away right now. Don't take a step towards him, don't brush up against him, don't even look at him any longer than you have to. Because if I find out you plan on using him for his body and tossing him away like last week's garbage, I'll toss you into the nearest morgue.
Damn.. I almost hate you more than Izaya.. Nah. Jerky-asshole, listen up. Don't talk to my brother.
Don't put him down. Don't swear at him. Don't swear about him. Don't compare him to a lifeless doll, and don't call him a puppet of the media. I can and I will hunt you down and beat the crap out of you. Got it? I'll kill you, kill you, and kill you again.
Izaya, lay a hand on my brother and I'll make damn sure you're six feet under. No more holding back, I'll give it all I've got, I swear! I'll kill you, kill you... I hate the fact that you breathe the same air. Actually, I hate the fact that you breathe at all. Just die already!
Back to the subject of Kasuka. He's my little brother and he deserves to be treated with respect. I must have put him through hell as a child with all the shit I put him through, so I don't need you adding to his misery, got it? Leave him the hell alone and you'll live longer.
Sincerely,
Shizuo Heiwajima.
Sort of a character test.. Kinda complicated.. Anyway I love the idea of protective!Shizuo and we need more?
Any volunteers? Come on, it's not the Hunger games, rise to the challenge already!
Could add a Dear Kasuka/Dear Shizuo ver. later. Dunno.