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It was a calm autumn afternoon in the town of Crystal Lake. But there was much commotion at the courthouse. Every citizen in Crystal Lake was there. The subject, Jason Voorhees. "Wee should burn Him!" "Blow him to bits!" "We should take out his heart and destroy it!" The mayor of the town banged his gavel. "Now ladies and gentlemen, calm down. We all know Jason cannot be killed, But the army has agreed to capture Voorhees and put him into cryo stasis!" The crowd applauded and cheered. "Bah!" A man shouted. Every one looked in the back and saw an old man. He was in his late sixties, he was fat and balding. His name was Robert Boyer and he was there with his family. "What is wrong with you people? Why do your moronic children even go there? Crystal Lake is Jason's territory. NOW JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!!" "How dare you. That bastard killed my daughter!" A woman shouted. "My child was going to New York City when he murdered Her!" Shouted another man. The Mayor began to speak. "Now Robert listen, Jason is a monster and he needs to be stopped." "No! Jason is not a monster. He's only doing this for his mother, God rest her soul." "What are you talking about? She was just as bad as Jason!" Shouted an elderly woman. "Yeah she killed Steve Christy!" Shouted a man. "What are you talking about?" Said Robert. "Mrs. Voorhees was a sweet woman. Jason was all she had in this world! She loved him and he loved her. You would do the same thing if that happened to your child!" "It has happened to my child!" Shouted a woman who began to weep. "Robert sit down and shut up you making a complete fool of yourself! Now the army will take care of this monster once and for all." "MONSTER!!" Shouted Robert. "The only monsters here are you and your disgusting friends! If you bastards hadn't chased Jason into the lake when he was a boy none of this would've happened!" The town gasped. "Robert! That boy was a freak!" "To hell with you people. Just stay out of the camp and he won't kill anyone Don't you understand that? Robert and his grandson Jonathan, who was also there left. When they got home Jonathan asked "Poppy, you didn't tell me you knew Jason Voorhees." "Well my boy… He was my best friend.