A/N: This is a bit of a disrespectful version of the Adam and Eve story. Please don't be offended. I recognize the fact that religion is a very touchy subject, and if you are offended, please feel free to drop me a line.
The Garden Chat Room
["Adam" has joined]
["Eve" has joined]
["ASnake" has joined]
["G-d" is on invisible]
"ASnake" says:
Hey eve, u want to try this fruit?
"Eve" says:
But im not supposed to eat stuff from that tree
"ASnake" says:
That's stupid. Itll make u epic
"Eve" says:
Ooooh! Ive always wanted 2 be epic!
"ASnake" says:
then try it!
"Eve" says:
kk.
Eve's Facebook Profile
Eve likes: That fruit stuff from the garden.
Relationship status: Married.
Eve's status: Eating EPIC fruit.
"Eve" says:
hey adam, u shuld try this fruit. Its epic
"Adam" says:
That's stupid. U know we rnt supposed to eat the frui!
"Eve" says:
uve always wanted 2 be epic, tho… just try it! Or ill spam ur Farmville
"Adam" says:
Fine, but only bc ull spam me.
"Eve" says:
Yay! ^_^
"G-d" says:
u guys need 2 leave this chatroom.
"Eve" says:
y?
"G-d" says:
bc I said so. Im the moderator, and u ate the fruit. So u go.
"Adam" says:
that's no fair! ASnake made us do it!
"G-d" says:
u had instructions. And btw, I just hacked ur Farmville accts, u now have 0 money.
"Eve" says:
whutevvs. Fine. we'll go.