"Ay Dios Mio! Kevin! Bro! What are we doing? What the fuck?" Detective Javier Esposito was confused, flustered, a jumble of emotions. He looked down at himself. He was naked, except for his plaid boxers. What were they doing? How drunk had they gotten last night? This just wasn't right.
"Ay Dios mio!" he shouted again.
"Bro, get up!" Javier shook his partner's shoulders.
Partner? Well, right now he's my enemy, for doing this to me, with me. Or maybe I'm my own worst enemy. I got myself into this. Maybe we're both to blame. Or maybe neither of us.
"Dammit!" Javier cried out, bashing his fist against the end table, cracking the cheap wood slightly. He didn't know who to blame, what to think, or how to feel. This was too messed up.
"Woah. What's going on? What time is it? Oh, wow only 8:30." Detective Kevin Ryan said, his voice slightly raspy. He sat up in bed."What's with the crashing?" He looked down to see himself in just his boxers and in a bed that wasn't his own. "Why are you yell- Wait N-No. No no no. Please tell me it's not what I think it is." He continued murmuring "no" under his breath as he gathered up his jacket, shirt, shoes, and belt, tangled with Javier's things and strewn across the floor.
"I wish I could, but I don't know. We gotta pull together and figured out what happened." Javier tried to sound calm, but he knew his voice quavered. He felt dirty and nasty. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Kevin pulled on his khakis and button-down, but didn't button it. He dropped everything else and flopped back down on the soft mattress with a drawn out "Fuuuuuck!"
"I feel the same way. At least we don't have to go into work today. We can sort this out and not have to worry about solving murders or pushy Beckett yelling at us to finish paperwork." He mustered the best chuckle he could, but it was a sad attempt. He faked a cough to cover it up.
"Um so I guess we should, maybe, recap, if that's the correct word." Kevin finally said after a brief silence.
"Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. Just let me think for a moment. I have to clear my head."