This one was the first one we ever wrote. Actually the whole "random teacher thing" has actually happened to us. Have fun!
Enjolras Here upon these stones- Say Jolly, does this vest make me look fat?
Joly" No, it think it makes you look rather ravishing.
Enjolras Thank you, your pants are reeeeeally turning me on.
[Joly moves away]
[Random teacher walks by]
[Random teacher farts]
Joly: *screaming like a girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Enjy falls over and squishes Joly]
Joly: *has bearly recovered from the smell* Man. you don't look fat *grunt* but you are!
[Enjy is out cold]
[Chicita pops out of the barricade]
[Random rebels scatter]
Chicita: Ooooooooohhh!!! There's my Enjy!!!
[Random teacher flings out some water at Enjy]
[Enjy wakes up]
[Random teacher runs for life]
[Random farts are heard]
Jolly: *holds nose* Man this person needs one of those relief pills or something.
Random Teacher: *blaming Enjy for the farting* Enjolras That was inappropriate!
Enjolras But, but, but, but, but, but...*gasp* Grantaire's got....a...note!!!
Grantaire: *holding a note* Wha...no...I don't.
Chicita: *grabs note* Ooooooooohhhh, it's.....my algebra homework?
[sees Enjy standing there]
[throws note at Random Teacher]
Chicita: Hi sugar!
[Random teacher begins lecturing Grantaire about note writing]
Grantaire: ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Enjy: No...not...YOU!!!!
[Chicita grabs Enjy and at that moment Enjy tries to run. They both topple over on Joly]
Joly: I'm having a bad day.
[Chicita is hugging Enjy happily]
Random Broadway Viewer: Was this is the script?
Joly and Enjy: No!!!!!!!
Grantaire: *having some brandy* uhm....*hic*....well...*hic*..n-
[Chicita kisses Enjy]
Enjolras *screams like a puppy dog* The...horror...*gag*....*choke*
Random Broadway Viewer: I never liked the old script anyway.
[tosses his copy and hits an usher]
[directer walks in farting]
Grantaire: AHHHHHH!!!! Gun shots!!!!
[aims his fake gun at directer and fires]
[Random notes shoot out]
Random Teacher: Ah ha!
Enjolras Ah ha!
Chicita: *grabs Enjy* Uh huh baby!!!
[Grantaire looks at his gun]
Grantaire: Hey! It's broked!
Directer: You two *points at Enjy and Joly* You are ruining my musical! You! *adjusts point to Grantaire* Fix that prop. You three! *points at Chicita, R. Teacher, And R. B-way Viewer* Are you even in this masterpiece?
[Chicita is still hugging Enjy]
[Random Teacher is collecting random notes, farting all the way]
Random Broadway Viewer: Hey! Why are you yelling at me? I'm just a *music starts up and lights flash* Random Broadway Viewer.
[flashes a smile]
[Chic, Enjy & all others are blinded by inhumanly white teeth]
Until next folks...