Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon nor Dixie Chicks, 'Goodbye Earl'
AN: Ok people this was something I decided to do for fun. Why? Because Tracey should die! And I was listening to the song and this thougt came to me. Oh and Misty's last name is Yawa, even tough I prefer Waterflower, besides Waterflower was to long. So for all you people out there who hate tracey, love this song and love Ash and Misty this is for you...oh and thanks to Melfina_Starwind, and Ash's #1 Fan (go read there stories!) for they helped me out little bit ^_^ ENJOY!
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Goodbye Tracey
Misty Yawa and Ash were the best of friends
All through their childhood days
Both members of the Elite Four
Both active in the IPL (Indigo Pokemon League)
After graduation Ash went out lookin'
For a brand new world
Misty Yawa looked all around this town
And all she found was Tracey
Well it wasn't two weeks
After she got married that
Misty started getting abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Tracey walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
Right away Ash flew in from Atlanta
On a red eye midnight flight
He held Misty's hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Tracey had to die
Goodbye Tracey
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me Tracey
You're feelin' weak
Why don't you lay down
And sleep Tracey
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Tracey?
The cops came by to bring Tracey in
They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped their hats
And said, "thank you folks
If you hear from him let us know"
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all
So the lovers bought some land
And a roadside stand
Out on Highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham
And strawberry jam
And they don't
Lose any sleep at night 'cause
Tracey had to die
Goodbye Tracey
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Tracey
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Tracey
Well is that all right
Good Let's go for a ride
Tracey hey
(Ash and Misty do not advocate premeditated murder, but love getting even.)
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So how was it? There was a little aamr thrown in there, that's why its under romance, so please R&R and tell me what you think, oh I don't think anyone else has done this so…uhh…yeah and if u have I don't know bout it buh bye for now ^_^
Misty Wildflower