I've had this idea for a while, but I knew I had to write it after watching 'The Big Bang'; however, there are no spoilers in this fic.

Chapter One: Scottish Country Dancing
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"Amelia Pond. I don't think you realize the importance of tonight. Tonight is your official initiation. Now get your ghillie brogues on, and stop complaining." Amy glared at him before his head disappeared from between the rails. Amy heard the pluck of his feet landing on the TARDIS' floor.

"Just because I'm Scottish doesn't mean I know how to dance!" Amy yelled after the Doctor. His laugh echoed off of the walls.

Amy stood up, and looked at the clothes in front of her. There were regency era dresses, huge ballgowns, and fur coats. Togas were next to Armani suits, and military uniforms were next to football kits. She dug around, finding old scarves and odd ties until she found an outfit presentable for their excursion.

-X-O-

"Doctor, what am I supposed to do with my hair?" Amy asked while walking back into the main room, her hair, attacking her face, and covering her vision.

The Doctor was on the other side of the console, flying the TARDIS. His head was down, and his hands were busy turning knobs. Amy walked over to him, her shoes clanking.

"Doctor, it is out of contro—" Long stockings. Red. Plaid. Green. Plaid! Amy quickly pushed her hair aside, and looked the Doctor up and down. She shook her head, blinked a couple of times. She took a step back and asked the only logically question that came to mind. "You're wearing a kilt?"

The Doctor smiled. "Amelia, how can you go Scottish country dancing without dressing for the occasion?" He turned for her, showing her the full extent of his crazy outfit. Amy fought back a fit of giggles, unsuccessfully. "Oh come on Amy, it's traditional." He stood back, looking disappointed at her. "You look lovely."

"Thank you." She offered him her hand, and he kissed it. He guided her into a spin and started prancing around the TARDIS with her.

After several full rotations on the intergalactic dance floor, the Doctor stopped and went back to the console. "We don't want to have all the fun in here now, do we? We must save some of this energy for the party. We don't want John Duns Scotus to be disappointed."

Amy smiled, and sauntered up the ramp. "Doctor, before we continue this romp I have one very important question." He looked up at her. His eyes were wide, and innocently interested.

"What is it Pond?"

"Is it true that men wear nothing under their kilts?" Shocked, the Doctor jumped back, falling into the TARDIS' railing.

"Amy Pond! How could you ask a preposterous question like that?"

"I was only…curious." She lulled while taking a step closer to him. He was caught between her body and the railing. There was nowhere for him to go. She was sure that she caught him, until she heard the faithful sound of the TARDIS landing. She moved, giving up, defeated. The Doctor ran away from her, and opened the TARDIS' door.

"Ready to dance with your ancestors?" He said while waiting for her in the doorway. Amy laughed again, and ran for the door.

-X-O-

"Hullo! I'm John Smith, and this is my friend Amelia Pond. We would like to join in on your set."

"O' course" The gray-haired, stocky, Scotsman welcomed the couple into the circle. "Only if you can keep up!" He said, laughing and guiding his partner into a turn. The Doctor turned to Amy, and lead her into the circle.

"Ready to dance? Ms. Pond?"

"Of course fine sir."

Amy was almost positive that the TARDIS taught her how to dance. She didn't learn this as a little girl. She didn't even take ballet. She wasn't a good as the Doctor, but she wasn't bad at all! She turned down several offers from other men, and the Doctor stayed by her side all night. When they returned to the TARDIS, Amy was ready for 3 days of sleep. She entered her room, and plopped down on her bed. She heard the Doctor coming down the hallway, loudly humming one of the many songs she heard tonight. He stopped in her doorway.

"Did you have fun tonight Pond?" She nodded. "You sure had the attention of everyone in the room." He walked away to his room, humming all the way.

Tell me what you think! I'm still looking for a Doctor Who BETA reader if anyone is interested. I want to flesh out my paragraphs more.

What dance do you want to see next chapter? A jitterbug? A waltz? A Bollywood movie sequence? Tell me in a review! :D