Note: This fanfic contains: yaoi,yuri,hentai,and futanari...(you'll find out if you don't know you'll know later...

I don't own DBZ... but I sure as hell wish!


The door bell rang furiously as Bulma shuffled toward the door, "WHAT?!?!"

Her anger quickly dropped as she was greeted with a tall famine figure.

"Hello..."

"...Hi?" Yulma's eyebrow cocked up as examined her features. She could tell she was from African descent.

"How may I help...you???"

"I'm looking for someone...and I tracked them to here..."

"Who?"

"Hizuki Minato..."

"Im...sorry but there's no one with that here."

Bulma closed the door and it stopped in its tracks as the woman open the door.

"I...said excuse me Hisuki Minato is here...I smell him here...don't lie to me human..."

Bulma looked at her as if she was crazy.

"Are you sure...because theres no one here with that name..."

"I am sure..if you let me look around."

Vegeta walked towards the door and U-turned away from the door.

"Hizuki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Vegeta shuffled but the woman got to him before he walked one foot.

"Why did you let the mere human become befuddled by your foolishness?!?!"

"Hey!!!" Bulma blurted out.

Bulma stormed up to her and tapped her shoulder aggressively.

"That is MY husband missie!!!!"

"Nani??"

The woman gawked at her for sometime and laughed.

"If this was Hydria...you would of been slaughtered!!!!"

"Just who do you think you are bursting into my house and most of all yoking my husband...your lucky he doesn't hit women..."

The woman began to laugh and yoke him harder maker Vegeta have the cartoon eye poping sensation.

"In case you didn't know...he's my fiance..."