-The opening-scrolling thing comes up. It reads "There is unrest on the
Star Wars set. Several hundred extras have rebelled under the bad, bad man,
called Darth Fishes." (people gasp and little children cover their eyes)
"Yes.that is right. Darth Fishes is a bad man. But good will prevail.
Because he is bad. Bad bad good bad good good bad good bad bad good bad
good!!! He can otherwise be known as.*drum roll* THE DREADED DOUGHNUT
DELIVERY MAN!!!!!!! He has infiltrated the toy sets of the beloved Star
Wars saga and replaced them with.with.LORD OF THE RINGS TOY SETS!!!!!!!!"
(screams echo) George comes on camera, eating a doughnut. He is suddenly
tackled to the ground by an angry mob of Star Wars fans. (again screams
echo) The angry mob goes away (don't ask why!!!) and George stands up,
bloody and bruised. He looks back at the scrolling thingy and gasps. "I
didn't write that! Damn you Anakin!!!" (laughter is heard far off)
"Okay.lets start the movie." He put the doughnut in his mouth and is
suddenly tackled by an angry mob of Star Wars fans. "Cut!!!"-
[On the ship to Croissant- Take 1]
Pilot: We are now landing on Croissant, Milady.
(far off) "Nooo! The Planet is Coruscant, not Croissant!!! Damn you get it
right!!!"
[On the ship to Coruscant- Take 2]
Pilot: We are now landing on some planet where you will be attacked,
Milady.
Senator: Very well. Land so I can blow up already. This ugly excuse for a
dress is itching the hell out of me.
-The two little one-pilot ship things fly in front of the big ship thing-
George: Will you stop putting "thing" on the damn thing!!!!
[Landing sequence]
-The two shippy-things set down and the pilot peoples get out. The big
shippy-thing lands and the landing platform comes down. The Senator walks
out and there is a HUGE EXPLOSION! One of the pilot peoples run over to the
chick in the itchy dress-
Pilot chick: Dor.dor.dor.DORMEEE!!! NOOOO!!! You can't die!!!
Dormè: I have to! It's in the script!
-Pilot chick collapses into a sobbing heap-
Dormè: I have failed you Senator.
-Pilot sobs harder-
Dormè: I-I.mm.s-sorr-ry.
Pilot chick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Dormè: Yes!
Pilot chick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Dormè: Fine! Have it your way!
-Dormè stands up and brushes herself off-
Dormè: Are you happy now?
-Pilot chick continues screaming-
Pilot chick: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
-Dormè rolls her eyes and turns to walk away-
Dormè: AHHHH!!!
-She falls over the edge of the landing place. Pilot chick looks up and
smiles-
Pilot chick: Finally! I thought she'd never stop screaming!
Star Wars set. Several hundred extras have rebelled under the bad, bad man,
called Darth Fishes." (people gasp and little children cover their eyes)
"Yes.that is right. Darth Fishes is a bad man. But good will prevail.
Because he is bad. Bad bad good bad good good bad good bad bad good bad
good!!! He can otherwise be known as.*drum roll* THE DREADED DOUGHNUT
DELIVERY MAN!!!!!!! He has infiltrated the toy sets of the beloved Star
Wars saga and replaced them with.with.LORD OF THE RINGS TOY SETS!!!!!!!!"
(screams echo) George comes on camera, eating a doughnut. He is suddenly
tackled to the ground by an angry mob of Star Wars fans. (again screams
echo) The angry mob goes away (don't ask why!!!) and George stands up,
bloody and bruised. He looks back at the scrolling thingy and gasps. "I
didn't write that! Damn you Anakin!!!" (laughter is heard far off)
"Okay.lets start the movie." He put the doughnut in his mouth and is
suddenly tackled by an angry mob of Star Wars fans. "Cut!!!"-
[On the ship to Croissant- Take 1]
Pilot: We are now landing on Croissant, Milady.
(far off) "Nooo! The Planet is Coruscant, not Croissant!!! Damn you get it
right!!!"
[On the ship to Coruscant- Take 2]
Pilot: We are now landing on some planet where you will be attacked,
Milady.
Senator: Very well. Land so I can blow up already. This ugly excuse for a
dress is itching the hell out of me.
-The two little one-pilot ship things fly in front of the big ship thing-
George: Will you stop putting "thing" on the damn thing!!!!
[Landing sequence]
-The two shippy-things set down and the pilot peoples get out. The big
shippy-thing lands and the landing platform comes down. The Senator walks
out and there is a HUGE EXPLOSION! One of the pilot peoples run over to the
chick in the itchy dress-
Pilot chick: Dor.dor.dor.DORMEEE!!! NOOOO!!! You can't die!!!
Dormè: I have to! It's in the script!
-Pilot chick collapses into a sobbing heap-
Dormè: I have failed you Senator.
-Pilot sobs harder-
Dormè: I-I.mm.s-sorr-ry.
Pilot chick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Dormè: Yes!
Pilot chick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Dormè: Fine! Have it your way!
-Dormè stands up and brushes herself off-
Dormè: Are you happy now?
-Pilot chick continues screaming-
Pilot chick: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
-Dormè rolls her eyes and turns to walk away-
Dormè: AHHHH!!!
-She falls over the edge of the landing place. Pilot chick looks up and
smiles-
Pilot chick: Finally! I thought she'd never stop screaming!