After the beatings and the flying daggers I stand in front of grandfather again in hopes he wouldn't beat me. I don't even know what I did this time. Oh, it might have been the incident where I 'accidentally' fell a sleep during on of his lecture about taking over the world.

As Kai was thinking this, his grandfather was yelling uncontrollably.

Dang now I am in for it and I still haven't got a clue on what I did. Maybe he was drunk again who knows. Kai shrugged on the inside.

As the yelling continued Kai was standing there not even listing Voltaire who evidently saw this started to yell even louder which broke Kai's thoughts.

"Look you arrgent little brat I will have your head if you do not pay attention!!" Voltaire screamed and not like he had done before this was different this was way more intense well as intense as an old geezer gets. Kai knows if he speaks during on of the old mans out rages he really would die. he has seen it happen.

In the midst of all the yelling something unexpected happened. Voltaire had yelled for so long and so loud his false teeth came flying out of his mouth and slid down the long dining table and stopped a foot away from Kai.

Don't laugh don't laugh whatever you do don't laugh! Oh man that is sickening. I didn't even know the old geezer had false teeth makes sense though.

Voltaire looked shocked he looked as if he would die of embarrassment. With that he decided to leave immediately. Not even taking his false teeth with him. After Voltaire was clearly gone Kai burst out in laughter. In the midst of the laughing Kai only uttered one word "Pollygrip?" Kai's feet gave out from laughing so hard and he hit the floor. He would remember this forever.