Final Fantasy X: Behind the Scenes
This is my first fic, so be nice please. If you choose to review it, tell me what I did wrong and how I should fix it in the future, don't just blatantly flame if you must be critical. (Also, this is one of my duller days, so I can't think very well.)
::Scene: Arrogant Princess Lulu::
Lulu is applying makeup in her trailer. Wakka opens the door.
Wakka: "Ey! Lu! You're on in five minutes, ya?"
Lulu: "Shut up."
:Continues applying makeup:
Wakka: "What did I say?"
Lulu: "You don't have use your obnoxious Caribbean accent here. Talk normal, you moron."
Wakka: "Fine, eh. Oops, ya. Shit! Well, you're on in four minutes, your royal highness."
Lulu: "That's a little better. Now go away. Let me be stoic and difficult in peace. I don't need Mr. 'I'm-So-Cool-That-I-Put-My-Hair-Up-Really-Tall-To-Look-Like-A-Tribal-Headdress bothering me."
Wakka (walking away, flustered): "Rrr, ya."
::New Scene: Wakka's Fifteen Seconds of Fame::
Wakka walks along the Besaid beach...alone.
Suddenly, something hits him sharply in the neck.
He turns around to see Tidus laughing, and a blitzball on the ground right in front of him.
Tidus: "That's for being ugly, you ugly."
Wakka (whispering): "What a pansy."
Wakka picks up the ball, and throws it as hard as he can.
"WHAP!"
The ball hits Tidus squarely in the face/nuts. Whatever is funnier to you.
Tidus kneels on the floor and starts bawling, holding his face/nuts.
Yuna runs onto the scene; sits beside Tidus.
Yuna: "What happened, widdle baby?"
Tidus looks up at Yuna longingly, and childishly points at Wakka (who's laughing his ass off).
Yuna: "Aww, did the fat, ugly man hit my poopsie woopsie in the face?"
Tidus nods, eyes large and teary.
Yuna (under her breath): "Pansy."
Yuna (louder): "Wet's get you a band-aid. Do you want Lilo & Stitch or Choco-Moogle?
Tidus continues crying, Yuna carries him off the scene.
As Yuna walks away with Tidus in her arms, she turns and winks at Wakka.
Wakka: "What a pansy."
::End::
Yes, I know, they were probably kind of dull. If you agree, post it when you review this, and tell me what you think I did wrong. More to come after I see some reviews.
This is my first fic, so be nice please. If you choose to review it, tell me what I did wrong and how I should fix it in the future, don't just blatantly flame if you must be critical. (Also, this is one of my duller days, so I can't think very well.)
::Scene: Arrogant Princess Lulu::
Lulu is applying makeup in her trailer. Wakka opens the door.
Wakka: "Ey! Lu! You're on in five minutes, ya?"
Lulu: "Shut up."
:Continues applying makeup:
Wakka: "What did I say?"
Lulu: "You don't have use your obnoxious Caribbean accent here. Talk normal, you moron."
Wakka: "Fine, eh. Oops, ya. Shit! Well, you're on in four minutes, your royal highness."
Lulu: "That's a little better. Now go away. Let me be stoic and difficult in peace. I don't need Mr. 'I'm-So-Cool-That-I-Put-My-Hair-Up-Really-Tall-To-Look-Like-A-Tribal-Headdress bothering me."
Wakka (walking away, flustered): "Rrr, ya."
::New Scene: Wakka's Fifteen Seconds of Fame::
Wakka walks along the Besaid beach...alone.
Suddenly, something hits him sharply in the neck.
He turns around to see Tidus laughing, and a blitzball on the ground right in front of him.
Tidus: "That's for being ugly, you ugly."
Wakka (whispering): "What a pansy."
Wakka picks up the ball, and throws it as hard as he can.
"WHAP!"
The ball hits Tidus squarely in the face/nuts. Whatever is funnier to you.
Tidus kneels on the floor and starts bawling, holding his face/nuts.
Yuna runs onto the scene; sits beside Tidus.
Yuna: "What happened, widdle baby?"
Tidus looks up at Yuna longingly, and childishly points at Wakka (who's laughing his ass off).
Yuna: "Aww, did the fat, ugly man hit my poopsie woopsie in the face?"
Tidus nods, eyes large and teary.
Yuna (under her breath): "Pansy."
Yuna (louder): "Wet's get you a band-aid. Do you want Lilo & Stitch or Choco-Moogle?
Tidus continues crying, Yuna carries him off the scene.
As Yuna walks away with Tidus in her arms, she turns and winks at Wakka.
Wakka: "What a pansy."
::End::
Yes, I know, they were probably kind of dull. If you agree, post it when you review this, and tell me what you think I did wrong. More to come after I see some reviews.