Disclaimer: I do not own Chucky, Pinhead, Jason, Freddy, their movies/ merchandising, or the cast of American Idol/any other random celebrities I may throw in along the way...
Lyrics from: "Welcome to this week's edition of the hit TV show American Idol!" Ryan Seacrest announced to the already pumped audience. "Um,...This week is a little different from other episodes, due to the fact we have new judges..." Ryan finished uncomfortably looking behind the stage exit to his left. "And a new announcer!" The crowd gasped as Ryan ran off stage like a 4 year old girl, and a guy who looked like he had just stepped off the set of a horror movie took Ryan's place center stage. It was that notorious movie villain Pinhead. The audience applauded. "Anyway, your new panel of judges consists of: Charles Lee Ray (a.k.a Chucky)..." And on cue Chucky appeared from behind Pinhead's robe. The crowd remained silent. "Anything you want to say Charles?" Pinhead asked reluctantly, afraid of the answer. "Yeah,...Publicity sucks!" Chucky exclaimed, flipping the audience off. "Our next judge is Jason Voorhees," Pinhead cocked his head toward the left stage entrance, "What do you mean the audience scares you?" Pinhead asked incrediously eyeing the audience. Chucky rolled his clear blue, crystalline eyes at Pinhead. " Let me try." Chucky whined. "O.k. But don't even think that your going to..." "Hey Jason, I think someone just..dissed..yo..momma!" Chucky Bellowed, ignoring Pinhead completely. "Insult..his..mother." Pinhead finished quietly knowing no one cared at this point. After a few intense moments of listening, Chucky launched into more insults. A few bad jokes/puns later... "Come on out here Jason...I can't think of anymore insults..." Ten seconds later, a very shy, nervous hulking frame filled the stage. The figure made Pinhead look like a dwarf. (Chucky IS a dwarf.) Jason went to stand next to Chucky. Pinhead didn't bother asking Jason if he wanted to say anything, he skipped to the last judge. "And our last judge is...(Ladies please hold your applause,)...Freddy Krueger!" No one appeared on stage next to Jason. Pinhead looked back stage before choking the words..."FREDRICK! THAT IS SO...DISGUSTING!!!"