The Perils of Half-Price Halloween Candy
by Chailyn
Summary: Just a fun little one shot inspired by a conversation with my friend when shopping for candy post-halloween. Dean doesn't want the candy bar he has, he wants Sam's, will Sammy give in?
"How come you have the kit kat?" Dean asked looking a bit put off by the candy bar in his hand.
"Because I have the kit kat." Sam replied. "And you have the snickers."
"I don't like snickers." Dean said. "Trade."
"Yes you do." Sam said.
"I don't like peanuts." Dean countered, "I think I'm allergic."
"Dean. Yesterday, you wolfed down a monster bag of peanut m&m's. you're not allergic."
"Exactly. And now I can't eat peanuts. Now trade."
"No. I don't want to."
"Sam! I could die." Dean whined dramatically. "Don't you care?"
"No. Not really. As a matter of fact it would probably make my life easier."
"That was cold dude."
"So's your heart." Sam said, digging through his duffle bags for his headphones so that he could drown out Dean with some music.
Dean was quiet for a moment. "You've wounded me." Dean was quiet for bad moon rising, highway to hell, and sink the pink. Sam still couldn't find his headphones, but thanked god for small favors since Dean wasn't still whining about the damn candy bar.
"I want your kit kat." Dean said, once renegade started up. "C'mon Sam…Sammy….Sammy…I want the kit kat--I'll even give you my snickers."
Sam groaned loudly, this was getting on his last nerve.
"No!" He hollered.
"why?"
"Because I said so."
"That's mean." Dean said. "You're mean. You should give me your kit kat for being so mean."
"Jesus…" Sam grabbed the candy bar and flung it aiming for his brother's head, unfortunately he thought, Dean caught it, one handed. "Happy now?"
"Yes." Dean smirked, turning up the radio.
A/N: Just a funny little one shot, so please review and let me know if you liked it, and if you're reading my othre fics, updates will be soon and I posted this and some other one shots to tide you over hopefully. Thanks for reading!
chailyn