"No, thanks, sir," Carter said, covering her cup of coffee with one hand. "No sugar."
"Carter? You always take sugar!"
"I'm on the sugar detox diet, sir."
His eyebrows went up. "A diet? If anything, you're underweight, Carter! You need the calories!"
"It's not about losing weight, sir. It's about eliminating processed sugar."
"Huh? Well, if you cut out sugar, you're bound to lose weight."
"No. I'll replace it with healthy food. Like... vegetables, or fruit."
"Ah." He thought for a moment. "So... no more blue jello, then."
Her jaw dropped. "Uh... maybe I'll rethink this idea, sir."
Jack grinned.