A/N: This is a Twilight spoof. We had fun writing it, so we don't care much if you hate it. However, it would be awesome if you like it. So review. Pretty please. No characters are ours; they all belong to Stephenie Meyer (thank God), but the interpretations of characters and situations are ours. --C, J, A, and S.
TWINKLE
PRELUDE
I glared out the airplane window. I was angry because my mother had bought me size sixteen pants when she knows perfectly well that I wear size twenty-eight. Also, she was making me move from my comfortable, privileged life to somewhere where I will have an even more comfortable and privileged life.
My life in Phoenix was wonderful. I had lots of friends, but I always lie to people about that so that they'll feel bad for me and buy me lots of Christmas presents. My favorite was my Suds and Surprise Dora doll. I did try to execute her once, but she just waved her arms and screamed 'Hola!' repetitively until I gave her a hug and released her. This year, I want a Go Diego Go doll so that Dora can have a special friend. I hope he comes with his pet Baby Jaguar. He is my very favorite animal.
Oh, well. Just because my life is horrible doesn't mean I have to make Charlie miserable as well…but I think I will anyway, just for the fun of it. Maybe it'll cheer me up.
I pulled out the book Renee gave me to read on the plane. It was called The Vampire Diaries. I had read a few pages of the book when I decided that I wanted my life to be exactly like Elena's in the book. I would meet a vampire and have two guys fight over me. Little did I know that I would have to settle for a glitter fairy…