Disclaimed : I don't own Harry Potter because if I did Haphne would have been canon.
Well to those that feel offended because of this drabbie I am sorry even if I doubt this will offend anyone. I have my own problems now: being on the edge of becoming anemic anorexic and bulimic. A year long diet can mess with everyone's head.
This drabbie was written in 2-5 minutes as a result of a dare but please still read.
"Harry" Harry turned around to face his new wife.
"Yes dear?" He replied.
"Am I fat?" She asked timidly.
"Why would you think that?" Harry asked not really getting where she was coming from, he doubted the past was catching up with her.
"So you think I'm fat?" Harry was positively shocked, after all he hadn't said anything as such, however it didn't stop his wife from bursting out crying.
"No, love. Of course not. I never said that." Harry tried to soothe her.
"Yes but you haven't said that I am not either." She wailed.
"Love, believe me you are like the skinniest person I know." Harry had to take a sign of relief when his wife began to calm down.
"I don't even understand why would you think why you are getting fat." Harry spoke calmly.
"Why? Are you kidding me? How you seen how much fat I have on me?" And here she was bursting out again, Harry thought.
"Show me where you see said fat?" Harry replied, suddenly remembering the time when his wife was fighting with anorexia and by some miracle coming out of it after a year of continuous talks and constant assurances that she wasn't fat, far from it even.
His wife took of her dress and stood in front of him in just her underwear. She was skin and bones and nothing else. But for her it was different, she was pointing to her stomach and legs and talking about imaginative fat.
"Babe, look at me" His wife looked at him with her bright blue eyes.
"You are not fat." He said forcefully and took her in his arms.
"I am. I don't even understand how can you love me." She wailed but instead of speaking Harry took her chin in his hand and kissed her.
"Daphne I love you and you are not fat but even if you were I would have loved you just the same." And without saying anymore Harry kissed her once more.
"I love you too Harry" Daphne smiled for once and then they fucked
Review, just so you know - this have been written in 2-5 minutes when my friend dared me to write a fic ending with 'and then they fucked'. Hope I did a fine job:)