Morby Oneshots
Hey all you Morby fans! I hope you're in the mood for ten Morby oneshots! Each chapter is based upon a word. If I feel generous at some point I'll add a few more oneshots. BUT it depends on how much you want them!
The First Word: Anger
I don't own Regular Show.
Mordecai couldn't help but stare in amusement at the fuming raccoon before him. The bluejay was sitting calmly on the couch, while Rigby was ranting, as well as blocking his view of the TV.
"Mordecai! Seriously, how could you not see that Margaret will NOT be admitting ANY romantic feelings toward you EVER! I don't care how much you punch me for saying that, because it's TRUE! And even if she dated you, she would dump you in a WEEK! And not only that, but you actually have the GUTS to not notice how I feel! Dammit, try looking at the person who would ALWAYS love you, no matter what happened!" Rigby ranted on. Mordecai's eyes went wide, but Rigby didn't take notice as he continued to vent.
"I was the one who left those flowers for you last week! Not Margaret! I was the one who wrote you that romantic song taped to your door! Not Margaret! I was the one who-" the raccoon suddenly stopped, eyes wide as Mordecai's, if not wider.
"M-Mordecai, I-I'm sorry! I'm so so sorry! I don't know why I... Ugh... Just tell me you hate me, and punch me. Just get it over with!" he choked out, then closed his eyes and waited.
Mordecai slowly got up, and began to walk closer. He knelt to Rigby's height, and calmly pressed his beak to Rigby's lips. The raccoon's eyes flew open, but then slid closed again as he returned the kiss, wrapping his arms around Mordecai's neck. The bird responded by pulling Rigby even closer.
'Maybe I should listen to his rants more often' Mordecai thought in amusement.