On FanFic, the Dr. C/OC, Link/OC, and whoever/OC can be cool or sweet. I really don't care for the Dr. C./Susan or Link/Susan stories. Yes, the Monger/(fill in your choice) stories are funny. This one is a B.O.B./OC story. Hey, brainless blobs need love, too, and more than just a plate of green Jell-O.

1974, July 15...

"Okay, Bill, catch!" B.O.B. called holding a ball in his gelatinous hand. Even though he couldn't see his best friend, B.O.B. had the best of times with him. "Bill? Oh, Bill, where are you?" The Invisible Man, called Bill for short, was nowhere in sight and he wouldn't respond. Unexpectedly, the volume on a makeshift radio suddenly went from soft to blaring, making Link jump in surprise from his chair. A couple of stands of test tubes filled with chemicals tipped over at the site of one of Dr. Cockroach's experiments; the liquids, once mixed together, immediately reacted with a violent sunset-colored explosion. The main room was in chaos.

"Thank you very much, everyone!" A voice spoke to his bewildered audience; only B.O.B. applauded. "Our next show will be at 3:30 PM tomorrow. Stay tuned to Harry Francis' Chaos 52! G'night, folks!"

"It'd better not be tomorrow." A rather annoyed Dr. Cockroach muttered cleaning up the mess. He turned to where he thought that rogue would be. "How many times must it be said, Invisible Man? We can't use our former names here."

"Sure thing, Jeffrey." The Invisible Man teased. Dr. Cockroach shook his head.

"Bill, why did ya go do that for?" Link demanded as he sat himself back in his chair. "That was really uncalled for!"

Bill snickered mischievously. "Can't help it if I'm the life of the party. C'mon, B.O.B., let's play catch; these guys are grumpy and boring."

"They got new names? No fair!" B.O.B. commented. He turned to Link and Dr. Cockroach. "So long, Boring! Bye, Grumpy!"

In the middle of the room, a basic beach ball was tossed between the two friends.

"So, Link is Grumpy, Doc is Boring, and my new name will be Coolio," Bill decided. "And yours, B.O.B. can be Super."

"Super's amazing!" B.O.B. exclaimed at his new title. "What's Monger's?"

"Let's see...Monger..." Bill pondered. "What's Monger's new name...Aha! I thought of one!"

"What is it?"

"I'm not telling you. You'll have to find out."

"I'm gonna get you, Invisible Man!"

B.O.B. chased Bill in every direction around the room, tickling the air to find him.

"Okay, buddy, you've worn yourself out." Bill finally told B.O.B. "Monger's new name is Grandpa."

A graying military man on a jet pack entered the room. "What's all this brio (excitement)?" He asked in a gruff voice.

"Hi, Grandpa!" B.O.B. called.

"Grandpa?" Monger repeated confused.

"Yeah, Bill said your new name is Grandpa." B.O.B. explained. "Bill's Coolio, Link's Grumpy, Doc's Boring, and I am Super."

"Is that so?" Monger asked like he was B.O.B.'s grandpa. He returned to normal and looked over at B.O.B.'s side. "Invisible Man, don't get him too wiled up. I don't want him to be rambunctious."

"I won't, General." Bill promised. The general left, and heturned to B.O.B. "I crossed my fingers. Come on, Bobby, let's play cowboys and Indians." B.O.B. stuck a greasy feather from a pile of trash in his head and let out a battle cry. He grabbed Dr. Cockroach and tied him up in a chair.

"Click! Click-click! Click-click!" Bill imitated a galloping horse; he searched the room until he saw the bug-headed scientist. "A damsel in distress! Don't worry, ma'am, I'll save ya!"

"A damsel in distress?" Dr. Cockroach asked wide-eyed.

"Yeah, Doc," Link replied from the table. "'Save me, Bill, save me!'" He imitated a lady despite his deep voice.

B.O.B. shot imaginary arrows at Bill, trying to keep him away from his prize. Bill dodged left and right and snatched an imaginary pistol from his side and shot B.O.B.

"Oh!" B.O.B. cried. "He got me! He...got...me..." The giant Jell-O like mass fell on his side and stuck out his tongue. The infamous Indian B.O.B. Blob was history.

Our hero Billy the Kid untied Dr. Cockroach, and just when he thought he was free, Bill swung him over his shoulder and carried him off.

"Aw..." Link teased. "Bill's got himself a girl."

"Invisible Man!" Dr. Cockroach snapped. "Put me down now!"

"Okay, little lady, just hold your horses." He told the doctor putting him down. "Well, good night, me buckos. It's been a long day; see you in the morning."