Idk I was bored, so I decided that for once in my life, I would try to make a fanfic. Just a little fanfic about pikmin and tetris. Don't be mean plz, this was solely for fun. Thank u.
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Pikmin and tetris. Different, yet so alike.
In tetris, these small blocks fall and stack on each other, sometimes making a row.
In pikmin, these little colorful nuggets that have a flower, leaf or flower bud on there heads that you pull from the ground fight for them and get eaten.
One thing that is alike, is that We, The players, are there gods. And they don't ask for love in return. However they still have minds and will beat on you if they ever get the chance and you've been mean enough.
Two little boys named Jimmy and Ben are the fellows to consult about why you shouldn't be mean.
Jimmy was mad at his gameboy for Breaking on Christmas day and when he fixed it, he played tetris and Purposefully lost every time for 11 consecutive days.
Ben Let his pikmin die. Purposefully.
One day the god of games saw that not only these two Snotty bastards were mean to the games, but in life too. Jimmy was always Bitchly whining and once slapped his teacher in the face.
Ben was enough of an ass to stab a little girls pony with her watching.
So, he sent them into their games.
Jimmy tried to dodge but not only got crushed by a block, but when the last block hit the top, it was a game over and he was deleted.
Ben was sent to the pikmin, which they carried him to one of those ferocious bird monsters and got eaten.
So next time you play these games remember:
Don't. be. A fucknugget.
Fin.
(P.s. The families and friends got together and had a celebration and sold all of the kids' stuff and got extremely rich. They lived happily ever after.)