Hey guys! So, I was just thinking how cool it'd be if a Seddie story was told through a young girl's POV? xD Anyway, Sam doesn't really have a little sister. I just made that up. And her name? Oh, I just love that name, it's my name on Facebook! And most of my friends call me Hope too. :)) So here's the story! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. But I do own that little sister that Sam has, Hope! xD

Hope's POV

"Ugh. I hate that nub!" Big sister Sam said as she stepped into her room. I was lying on my bed, colouring some pictures that she drew.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing. It's just that Carly, you know her, right?"

'Yep. Sure do. Your bestfriend since third grade. Although I wasn't born yet..." Yep, Big sister Sam is nine years older than me!

"Good. So I photoshopped a picture of Miss Briggs' head onto a hippo, and Carly and I will have detention... So this Freddie guy, who loves Carly so much, is joining us. It's annoying!"

"What's wrong with this Freddie guy?"

"Well, for starters, he's annoying. And he's a nerd. Yeah! A huge nerd! The nerdiest guy in the whole of Seattle."

"So? What's wrong with that? Don't you call Big sister Melanie a nerd too?"

"Yea, but at least Mels doesn't go around talking 'bout school or subjects related to that prison, but he does! He just talks about his lame AV club, Science, and well, everything that has to do with school!"

"But.. School is fun!"

"My dear Hope, you're only in kindergarten. When you go to this place called high school, it's worse than prison. Worse than the most torturous thing on earth! Anyway, I need some ham. Want some?"

I nodded my head, and with that, she left the room. I wonder what's so different about this 'Freddie' nerd that's making her so angry... Urgh... I want ham! Big sister Sam! Hurry up!

"Mom! I'll be really late tomorrow! I have to help Miss Briggs' audtition some kids for the talent show!" Big sister Sam called loudly to Mommy.

"Yeah, whatever! Just buy food and whatever Hope needs. I don't care!" Mommy replied. She sounded drunk and I'm pretty sure she is, considering that I saw ten bottles of beer on the dining table this morning...

I wish Daddy hadn't left. I mean, I don't exactly know how he looks like! According to Big sister Melanie, he left after my second birthday party... He's with some other girl now, and I'm pretty sure he's forgotten about us. Since Daddy left, Mommy's been getting drunk often and she can sometimes be violent.

"Yo, kiddo, here's your ham." says Big sister Sam as she passes me a plate of ham.

FINALLY! HAM! I'm starving. I ate all my fat cakes that I keep under my bed and Frothy protects Big sister Sam's stash. Stupid Frothy. He scratched me once! I still have that nasty scar on my hand.

"So, you're gonna be home late tomorrow night?" I asked, propping myself properly onto my bed, right in between Big sister Sam and Big sister Melanie's bed. But Big sister Melanie's bed is always empty. She's in Achiever's Boarding School in New York, so she doesn't come home often.

"Yep, sorry kiddo. I know that I normally spend Saturday nights with you watchin' movies and throwing popcorns at hobos, but I've got a stupid lame punishment from a stupid lame teacher and I have to do it."

"So, what am I gonna do tomorrow?"

"I don't know, eat fat cakes? harrass some neighbours? Watch Girly Cow?"

Sigh... Guess tomorrow is gonna be a stupid lame Saturday...

"Go to sleep kid. Hope for Hope that tomorrow's gonna be a good day!" Big sister Sam said, winking at me. Ahh, how I love my name. It doesn't sound very girly, does it? Good. Cos I'm NOT. Nuh-uh. Nothing like it.

I tug at my nightdress (oh shut up, Mommy bought it for me, because she wants be to be a girly girl like Nicole (A/N: Nicole is a girl in Hope's school that Pam really likes.)) I hate this dress. But I really don't have a choice, do I? The sole girly thing I do would be wearing skirts. But those skirts have shorts in 'em! I call 'em skirt-shorts. It was given to me by Big sister Melanie.

And climbed under the covers, preparing to sleep.

I really hope tomorrow goes well...

So, how'd you like it? I tried to make Hope as much like Sam as possible, since Sam's my favourite character in iCarly. Hope it was nice. Anyone OCC? Oh, and I've written the next chapter already. But please review. If I get let's say, three? (That's my favourite number) If I get three reviews, I'll post it later. I promise, IMMEDIATELY after I receive my third review (I have to check my email for that. And my email's connected to my phone. So I'll know!) xD